My junior year, the varsity players had the option of “free study” the last period of the day. We had full access to the weight room and a class room with desks and the entire gym. This was a free for all and we had very little supervision from the gym teacher and were generally left alone and told not to get in trouble. One day about this time of year, one of the guys brought a few habanero’s in with his lunch of course we started daring each other to eat one. In everybody’s group there is an undisputed idiot and ours was a guy named Harvey. We took up a collection and gathered up a little more than 5 dollars and promised it to Harvey if he ate it seem seeds and all. This pepper was huge. It was about the size of a medium Apple. Harvey stuffed it in his mouth in just a couple bites.
His face turned instantly red. He was making gestures towards his neck to suggest he was choking. People were rolling on the floor laughing. The dude started to turn blue. In a panic he ran to the teachers desk and grabbed a “big gulp” styrofoam cup that was sitting on the desk. He took a couple drinks off of the straw and instantly spit up and puked all over the desk.
Apparently the cup was filled with vodka! The teacher heard the commotion and ran into the room. We didn’t narc him out because he was one of our asst coaches. We extorted his ass the rest of the year and he didn’t return the next. Apparently he was an alcoholic as he was fired from a close by school system.
Ahhh…. Good times