posted by HereticWe could send them to do the negotiations between the two sides! A couple hours of never-ending, circular arguments over such scintillating details such as the exact percentage of blame each side deserves in their never-ending conflict and whether the terrorists have an actual plan or are just fucking shit up for the lulz JUST MIGHT be enough to give everyone involved one fuck of a headache and decide the really uneasy and shaky status quo is still good enough!
LOL. I'm done.