Haha savage
https://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article218833160.html
Political attack ads suck and make watching TV insufferable as they all amount to one of two assholes in a race blasting the other asshole for being too left, too right, what they don't do, what they did do — all because they don't have the ability or fortitude to simply run on their accomplishments or ambitions.
But maybe that's simply because most attack ads don't bring in family members of the opponent to throw the punches! Damn, dude might be an iron-clad lock to win, but it's gotta be a bit of a downer to know that the majority of your family thinks you're a fucking twat and has no problem saying it to the world. More of this and less of the generic: (deep serious voice) " (name) always votes with (name of high-ranking opposing politician) even though it hurts you. (name) voted against programs that could have helped you. (name) has shown he doesn't deserve to have your support time and time again, so now we need to make a change. Vote (other name)" ... ... ... "This message endorsed by Dipshits United Committee of Dipshitery."