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SQ_Crazies

The Godfather

7,977 posts
Mar 31, 2010 4:35 PM
Description, from the page:

This is the official Pokémon religion. Created for those of you who want to be part of a religion that makes a bit more sense. We are open to everyone! And when we say we're anti-genocide, we actually mean it!

We don't have a heaven or hell, we just have a place you go when you die called PokéCON Eterna. It's an eternal Pokémon convention that always has wicked cool stuff to do, and the food is always delicious. And we don't have sins, we have wins. Because we try not to focus on the negative things people do, but rather how awesome they can be.

Welcome brethren! Pikachu be with you!



I almost pissed my pants..
Mar 31, 2010 4:35pm
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Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts
Mar 31, 2010 4:41 PM
Looks like it's already better than that Christinsanity thing people get all fired up about on these forums.
Mar 31, 2010 4:41pm
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SQ_Crazies

The Godfather

7,977 posts
Mar 31, 2010 4:46 PM
This was in their discussion on how the universe was formed:
First Arceus hatched from its egg, then made heaven (the universe... for those who don't understand metaphors)
I lol'd.
Mar 31, 2010 4:46pm
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darbypitcher22

Senior Member

8,000 posts
Apr 1, 2010 8:54 AM
jesus christ...

I must underestimate the number of whack jobs there really are in the world...
Apr 1, 2010 8:54am