Emperor for a week …….

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Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Mar 26, 2010 7:57am
For one week you ruled the world and whatever you deed became law for the next week.

What would be some of your proposals/bills for that week?
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THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Mar 26, 2010 8:24am
I am the goddamn King of England!!!!

That will make sense to any serious fan of Tim Wilson.
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CenterBHSFan
Posts: 6,115
Mar 26, 2010 9:27am
Well, I would have to say that my agenda would have two parts.

1. I would make a law proclaiming an indefinite extension on my Empress state.

2. Do some political housecleaning.
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ksig489
Posts: 943
Mar 26, 2010 9:30am
Center beat me to it. Each week I would extend my reign by another week.

I would also ban the concept of political parties and force everyone to run for office on their own ideas and merit rather than hiding behind a party that lets you get elected simply because you are their figurehead this time.

I hate political parties.

Also...free pizza for life.
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darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Mar 26, 2010 10:21am
I'd be rid of a lot of the idiots running Congress....
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Belly35
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Mar 26, 2010 10:55am
Topless Friday
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ernest_t_bass
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Mar 26, 2010 10:55am
I'd be a mod on freehuddle.com. Not Ohiochatter.com. That place is stoopid.
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derek bomar
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Mar 26, 2010 11:46am
I'd do away with political parties and all lobbyists
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THE4RINGZ
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Mar 26, 2010 11:48am
Belly35 wrote: Topless Friday
+1
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ksig489
Posts: 943
Mar 26, 2010 12:50pm
All of the above.

And free pizza for life.
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Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Mar 26, 2010 1:16pm
1. Create the ultimate harem.
2. Copulate with harem chicks as often as my body allows (I ain't 21 anymore...body needs recovery time).
3. During recovery time, that's when gladiator games come into play. Pretty much anyone who isn't in the harem or totally kissing my ass to be part of my court will be competing against fierce animals or elite soldiers for my amusement.
4. That whole "pass law to extend ruling period" thing. I'll be having too much fun fucking and sending people to their deaths to give that up after only one week.

Modern day Caligula, baby!!!
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redrocket
Posts: 126
Mar 26, 2010 1:42pm
abolish the welfare system
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SnotBubbles
Mar 26, 2010 1:44pm
If I were Emperor for a week? I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were an Emperor I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
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OneBuckeye
Posts: 5,888
Mar 26, 2010 2:02pm
SnotBubbles wrote: If I were Emperor for a week? I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were an Emperor I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

It took long enough for someone to get to this.
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Fred Flintstone
Posts: 366
Mar 26, 2010 2:14pm
I'd be happy with a weeks Emperor's package at Ceasar's. I don't need to be Emperor, too much stress.
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KnightXC1
Posts: 1,031
Mar 26, 2010 3:04pm
Besides extending my reign over the Earth, 2 party system would be toast, I would award myself 100 billion dollars for doing a good job, wars would be abolished and anyone who tried to start one would be sent to to camps where they would be forced to watch Teletubbies for life. Do all the good things such as feed hungry, shelter homeless, and make the world a better place.