Emperor for a week …….

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Belly35

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Mar 26, 2010 7:57 AM
For one week you ruled the world and whatever you deed became law for the next week.

What would be some of your proposals/bills for that week?
Mar 26, 2010 7:57am
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THE4RINGZ

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Mar 26, 2010 8:24 AM
I am the goddamn King of England!!!!

That will make sense to any serious fan of Tim Wilson.
Mar 26, 2010 8:24am
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CenterBHSFan

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Mar 26, 2010 9:27 AM
Well, I would have to say that my agenda would have two parts.

1. I would make a law proclaiming an indefinite extension on my Empress state.

2. Do some political housecleaning.
Mar 26, 2010 9:27am
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ksig489

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Mar 26, 2010 9:30 AM
Center beat me to it. Each week I would extend my reign by another week.

I would also ban the concept of political parties and force everyone to run for office on their own ideas and merit rather than hiding behind a party that lets you get elected simply because you are their figurehead this time.

I hate political parties.

Also...free pizza for life.
Mar 26, 2010 9:30am
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darbypitcher22

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Mar 26, 2010 10:21 AM
I'd be rid of a lot of the idiots running Congress....
Mar 26, 2010 10:21am
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Belly35

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Mar 26, 2010 10:55 AM
Topless Friday
Mar 26, 2010 10:55am
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ernest_t_bass

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24,984 posts
Mar 26, 2010 10:55 AM
I'd be a mod on freehuddle.com. Not Ohiochatter.com. That place is stoopid.
Mar 26, 2010 10:55am
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derek bomar

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Mar 26, 2010 11:46 AM
I'd do away with political parties and all lobbyists
Mar 26, 2010 11:46am
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THE4RINGZ

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Mar 26, 2010 11:48 AM
Belly35 wrote: Topless Friday
+1
Mar 26, 2010 11:48am
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ksig489

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Mar 26, 2010 12:50 PM
All of the above.

And free pizza for life.
Mar 26, 2010 12:50pm
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Heretic

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18,820 posts
Mar 26, 2010 1:16 PM
1. Create the ultimate harem.
2. Copulate with harem chicks as often as my body allows (I ain't 21 anymore...body needs recovery time).
3. During recovery time, that's when gladiator games come into play. Pretty much anyone who isn't in the harem or totally kissing my ass to be part of my court will be competing against fierce animals or elite soldiers for my amusement.
4. That whole "pass law to extend ruling period" thing. I'll be having too much fun fucking and sending people to their deaths to give that up after only one week.

Modern day Caligula, baby!!!
Mar 26, 2010 1:16pm
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redrocket

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Mar 26, 2010 1:42 PM
abolish the welfare system
Mar 26, 2010 1:42pm
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SnotBubbles

Mar 26, 2010 1:44 PM
If I were Emperor for a week? I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were an Emperor I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Mar 26, 2010 1:44pm
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OneBuckeye

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Mar 26, 2010 2:02 PM
SnotBubbles wrote: If I were Emperor for a week? I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were an Emperor I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

It took long enough for someone to get to this.
Mar 26, 2010 2:02pm
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Fred Flintstone

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366 posts
Mar 26, 2010 2:14 PM
I'd be happy with a weeks Emperor's package at Ceasar's. I don't need to be Emperor, too much stress.
Mar 26, 2010 2:14pm
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KnightXC1

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Mar 26, 2010 3:04 PM
Besides extending my reign over the Earth, 2 party system would be toast, I would award myself 100 billion dollars for doing a good job, wars would be abolished and anyone who tried to start one would be sent to to camps where they would be forced to watch Teletubbies for life. Do all the good things such as feed hungry, shelter homeless, and make the world a better place.
Mar 26, 2010 3:04pm