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I Wear Pants

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Mar 22, 2010 10:20 PM
If I go either outside or in my basement I think I might drown. Rain (and hail for a bit) is getting ridiculous.
Mar 22, 2010 10:20pm
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Cleveland Buck

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Mar 22, 2010 10:24 PM
It's a shame the government doesn't provide everyone with life rafts for these occasions.
Mar 22, 2010 10:24pm
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Shane Falco

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Mar 22, 2010 10:30 PM
Gov issued sump pumps!
Mar 22, 2010 10:30pm
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Angel

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Mar 22, 2010 10:31 PM
Storm finally left here. Back of the garage has water in it and there is a river running down my driveway. The low part of the back yard looks like a little pond. Basement is dry, thank goodness!

Lots of thunder and lightning. I am just glad it's Spring!
Mar 22, 2010 10:31pm
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I Wear Pants

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Mar 22, 2010 10:34 PM
I had to go out on the roof to place more tarp over a hole that was left in the roof from a giant glacier-esque piece of ice sliding from the top section of the roof onto the lower one. Bought fell off the damn thing.
Mar 22, 2010 10:34pm
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I Wear Pants

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Mar 22, 2010 10:35 PM
Good thing I'll have health insurance for the cold I get after being out in the rain and hail. :P
Mar 22, 2010 10:35pm
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Mar 22, 2010 10:37 PM
Too bad you'll either be healthy again or dead by the time you get an appointment.
Mar 22, 2010 10:37pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Mar 22, 2010 10:40 PM
I agree that it has to be something the government can use tax money to fix.
Mar 22, 2010 10:40pm
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Mar 22, 2010 10:42 PM
ernest_t_bass wrote: I agree that it has to be something the government can use tax money to fix.
My roof?
Mar 22, 2010 10:42pm
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Cleveland Buck

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Mar 22, 2010 10:43 PM
Why not your roof? Why not everyone's roof? We are entitled to it.
Mar 22, 2010 10:43pm
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Mar 22, 2010 10:47 PM
Something needs to be done about Americans living with holes in their roofs. Congress needs to pass legislation to prevent these travesties. No American should have to crawl onto his roof with a tarp in the rain and risk his life to cover a hole in his roof.
Mar 22, 2010 10:47pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Mar 22, 2010 10:48 PM
I Wear Pants wrote:
ernest_t_bass wrote: I agree that it has to be something the government can use tax money to fix.
My roof?
No, the rain. And hell, why not your roof while we're at it. My erectile disfunction as well.
Mar 22, 2010 10:48pm
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I Wear Pants

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Mar 22, 2010 10:51 PM
I don't think even the Fed is prepared to spend the amount of money it would take to fix your ED. :D
Mar 22, 2010 10:51pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Mar 22, 2010 10:53 PM
Here is how stupid I am. When I read "ED," I was thinking my "education."
Mar 22, 2010 10:53pm
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I Wear Pants

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Mar 22, 2010 10:55 PM
ernest_t_bass wrote: Here is how stupid I am. When I read "ED," I was thinking my "education."
You don't watch enough television then. All of the commercials for erectile dysfunction medicine (which is basically all off the commercials total) have been abbreviating it as ED for a while now.

And no, I'm not that funny or else I would have mocked your education too.
Mar 22, 2010 10:55pm
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Mar 23, 2010 12:58 AM
Shane Falco wrote: Gov issued sump pumps!
THIS!!!! Forget the damn hole in the friggin roof already! Gotta bail out the basement before you fix the problem with the roof forpetesake!

Don't you chitheads lern nutin from Washington?
Mar 23, 2010 12:58am
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LJ

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Mar 23, 2010 1:01 AM
I can't swim Clark....


I know that Eddie
Mar 23, 2010 1:01am
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Mar 23, 2010 1:09 AM
DAMN!!! I was hoping this would be a "major personal issues/contemplating suicide" thread that I could hijack with lowbrow trolling. But it's talking about legit drowning due to water. Which might explain the sounds I thought I was hearing (thunder, maybe?) over the loud music I've been blaring all night.
Mar 23, 2010 1:09am