Chesapeake
Posts: 1,603
Mar 22, 2010 3:17am
Yo mama so fat, her scorer's table was lost in 1998 and never found.
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Mar 22, 2010 3:42am
Chesapeake
Posts: 1,603
Mar 22, 2010 4:06am
Just hold your horses!LTrain23 wrote:
There will be some good one's.
The one I posted isn't funny though.
SQ_Crazies
Posts: 7,977
Mar 22, 2010 4:26am
LOL well way to start off the thread with a bang man!
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
SQ_Crazies
Posts: 7,977
Mar 22, 2010 4:27am
Yo mama so fat we're in her right now.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Mar 22, 2010 8:12am
Yo mama so skinny, she has to jump around in the shower to get wet.
Yo mama so skinny, she has to use a cheerio as a life preserver.
Yo mama so fat, she's a fat fucking bitch.
Yo mama so skinny, she has to use a cheerio as a life preserver.
Yo mama so fat, she's a fat fucking bitch.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Mar 22, 2010 8:40am
Your Mama's so Old She sat waited tables at the Last Supper
Chesapeake
Posts: 1,603
Mar 22, 2010 8:58am
I knew somebody would come through.ernest_t_bass wrote: Yo mama so fat, she's a fat fucking bitch.
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SnotBubbles
Mar 22, 2010 9:35am
1998 called, they want their thread back.
Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Mar 22, 2010 9:38am
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SnotBubbles
Mar 22, 2010 9:39am
^^^
I've been staring at this for about 2 minutes now...waiting for an animation or something to make it, make sense....
I've been staring at this for about 2 minutes now...waiting for an animation or something to make it, make sense....
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Mar 22, 2010 9:44am
your mama such a whore, that her crabs have AIDS.
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Mister Twister
Posts: 185
Mar 22, 2010 10:48am
Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the air, AND GOT STUCK!!!
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Mar 22, 2010 11:34am
...Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Mar 22, 2010 11:43am
...Yo mama so ugly, the doctor slapped yo papa when she have birthed yo...
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Polar Bear 73
Posts: 216
Mar 22, 2010 11:58am
Yo mama so fat, when she dances the band skips.
Chesapeake
Posts: 1,603
Mar 22, 2010 12:02pm
New one to me.Polar Bear 73 wrote: Yo mama so fat, when she dances the band skips.
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queencitybuckeye
Posts: 7,117
Mar 22, 2010 12:02pm
Yo mama so ugly, she went to an ugly contest and they said "Please, no professionals".
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Mar 22, 2010 12:04pm
Yo mommas teeth so yellow she has to brush them with a butter knife.
Yo momma so poor I saw her kicking a can and asked what she was doing, she said moving.
Yo momma so poor I saw her kicking a can and asked what she was doing, she said moving.
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Polar Bear 73
Posts: 216
Mar 22, 2010 12:11pm
Yo mama so fat, she uses a boomerang to put her belt on.
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Gardens35
Posts: 4,929
Mar 22, 2010 1:37pm
Yo mama so fat, she entered a Fat Contest and won 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Place.
Your house is so dirty...........people wipe their shoes on the way out.
Your house is so dirty...........people wipe their shoes on the way out.
RelsonGracieBJJ
Posts: 528
Mar 22, 2010 3:59pm
You mom is so fat when god said "Let their be light" she had to move her fat ass out of the way 1st.
Your mom is so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.
Your mom is so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.
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mallymal614
Posts: 3,746
Mar 22, 2010 4:06pm
Your momma is like a doorknob. Everyone gets a turn.
Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Mar 22, 2010 4:38pm
Yo momma is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!!!!!
Leonardo
Posts: 4,986
Mar 22, 2010 4:46pm