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Fabio
Posts: 547
Mar 22, 2010 1:52am
So I'm here, its 1:49 and I discovered the Miller Lite Home Draft earlier today, so I'm drunk right now. I figured I'd make a thread specifically for those drunkards who want to post something.
I'll go first.
Anyone ever have a dream where Sasquatch tried to rape you after saving you from a rampaging giant Rhino?
I'll go first.
Anyone ever have a dream where Sasquatch tried to rape you after saving you from a rampaging giant Rhino?
Cleveland Buck
Posts: 5,126
Mar 22, 2010 1:55am
I have at least 50 posts this evening all over this site. My drunken posting will not be restricted to one thread.
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Fabio
Posts: 547
Mar 22, 2010 1:56am
My drunken fucking won't be restricted to one woman.Cleveland Buck wrote: I have at least 50 posts this evening all over this site. My drunken posting will not be restricted to one thread.
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Upper90
Posts: 1,095
Mar 22, 2010 1:59am
That's a winner. A winner by a long shot. Hilarious.Fabio wrote:My drunken fucking won't be restricted to one woman.Cleveland Buck wrote: I have at least 50 posts this evening all over this site. My drunken posting will not be restricted to one thread.
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Fabio
Posts: 547
Mar 22, 2010 2:03am
Sarcasm I suppose. You'd actually find it hilarious if you found out the truth is that my drunken fucking is restricted to one woman.Upper90 wrote:That's a winner. A winner by a long shot. Hilarious.Fabio wrote:My drunken fucking won't be restricted to one woman.Cleveland Buck wrote: I have at least 50 posts this evening all over this site. My drunken posting will not be restricted to one thread.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Mar 22, 2010 2:21am
I've only posted on here maybe once drunk, and that was after banging your MOM! LOL
Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Mar 22, 2010 2:35am
i find it hard to believe you are drunk. all of your words are spelled correctly(you even spelled sasquatch correctly) and you have proper punctuation and grammar.
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bwcomet89
Posts: 633
Mar 22, 2010 4:26am
It seems like I post on here most when I'm drunk. So in that case, frizzle widget.
SQ_Crazies
Posts: 7,977
Mar 22, 2010 5:13am
Some of us can handle are alcohol enough to type properly...Glory Days wrote: i find it hard to believe you are drunk. all of your words are spelled correctly(you even spelled sasquatch correctly) and you have proper punctuation and grammar.
Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Mar 22, 2010 5:33am
just because you drink, does not make you drunk.SQ_Crazies wrote:Some of us can handle are alcohol enough to type properly...Glory Days wrote: i find it hard to believe you are drunk. all of your words are spelled correctly(you even spelled sasquatch correctly) and you have proper punctuation and grammar.
SQ_Crazies
Posts: 7,977
Mar 22, 2010 5:37am
Just because you can get drunk, does not mean you can drink....
Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Mar 22, 2010 5:44am
your drunk or high. thats too philosophical.SQ_Crazies wrote: Just because you can get drunk, does not mean you can drink....
SQ_Crazies
Posts: 7,977
Mar 22, 2010 5:53am
Just speakin' the truth brotha.
Can't drink like I used to be able to as recently as a year ago, but I can still consume mass amounts of alcohol. Never in my life have I been drunk enough to not be able to type. Not sure why, just always been good at it. I've been too drunk to write--I know this because I filled out a police report once after a bar fight and the cop instantly ripped it up because he said after the first letter of my name everything else was scribbles lol. Been too drunk to walk. Been too drunk to figure out how to turn my cell phone on. The worst one might be being too drunk to put the key in the lock to unlock my house so I slept on the porch once. But for some reason I can always type and text flawlessly.
Can't drink like I used to be able to as recently as a year ago, but I can still consume mass amounts of alcohol. Never in my life have I been drunk enough to not be able to type. Not sure why, just always been good at it. I've been too drunk to write--I know this because I filled out a police report once after a bar fight and the cop instantly ripped it up because he said after the first letter of my name everything else was scribbles lol. Been too drunk to walk. Been too drunk to figure out how to turn my cell phone on. The worst one might be being too drunk to put the key in the lock to unlock my house so I slept on the porch once. But for some reason I can always type and text flawlessly.
rookie_j70
Posts: 677
Mar 22, 2010 8:10am
heyyy she's pretty cute
xnds1fan
Posts: 442
Mar 22, 2010 12:23pm
Hopefully you will never catch me posting on here while intoxicated. I have too much respect for this than that. This is serious business.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Mar 22, 2010 12:27pm
Agreed.xnds1fan wrote: Hopefully you will never catch me posting on here while intoxicated. I have too much respect for this than that. This is serious business.
This thread is shenanigans!
Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Mar 22, 2010 12:31pm
Is there such a thing as "Beer Googles" while posting ont he internet? Does that mean you like someone's post when your drunk, but when you get up the next morning you realize you agreed upon a dog of a post?
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Fabio
Posts: 547
Mar 22, 2010 12:53pm
There can be beer goggles for everything. But I have no beer goggles for my post. I regret nothing!Little Danny wrote: Is there such a thing as "Beer Googles" while posting ont he internet? Does that mean you like someone's post when your drunk, but when you get up the next morning you realize you agreed upon a dog of a post?
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Upper90
Posts: 1,095
Mar 22, 2010 1:54pm
That wasn't sarcasm at all, haha, I really laughed out loud when I read that.Fabio wrote:Sarcasm I suppose. You'd actually find it hilarious if you found out the truth is that my drunken fucking is restricted to one woman.Upper90 wrote:That's a winner. A winner by a long shot. Hilarious.Fabio wrote:My drunken fucking won't be restricted to one woman.Cleveland Buck wrote: I have at least 50 posts this evening all over this site. My drunken posting will not be restricted to one thread.
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bartsimpson
Posts: 168
Mar 22, 2010 2:01pm
Really.....now that you're sober, maybe you'll realize it should have been "our" instead of "are".......SQ_Crazies wrote:Some of us can handle are alcohol enough to type properly...Glory Days wrote: i find it hard to believe you are drunk. all of your words are spelled correctly(you even spelled sasquatch correctly) and you have proper punctuation and grammar.
CinciX12
Posts: 2,874
Mar 22, 2010 2:48pm
Glad someone else caught that too haha.bartsimpson wrote:Really.....now that you're sober, maybe you'll realize it should have been "our" instead of "are".......SQ_Crazies wrote:Some of us can handle are alcohol enough to type properly...Glory Days wrote: i find it hard to believe you are drunk. all of your words are spelled correctly(you even spelled sasquatch correctly) and you have proper punctuation and grammar.
Maybe it was on purpose though.
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Fabio
Posts: 547
Mar 22, 2010 3:31pm
lol well alright then!Upper90 wrote:That wasn't sarcasm at all, haha, I really laughed out loud when I read that.Fabio wrote:Sarcasm I suppose. You'd actually find it hilarious if you found out the truth is that my drunken fucking is restricted to one woman.Upper90 wrote:That's a winner. A winner by a long shot. Hilarious.Fabio wrote:My drunken fucking won't be restricted to one woman.Cleveland Buck wrote: I have at least 50 posts this evening all over this site. My drunken posting will not be restricted to one thread.
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Mar 22, 2010 6:44pm
I post on here drunk all the time. If I didnt I would never post on here. I drink way to often.
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trackandccrunner
Posts: 1,283
Mar 22, 2010 9:02pm
Ive made a couple really bad drunken posts on here but other than that nothing to bad and I also post drunk a lot I'd say 1/4 of my posts have been drunken ones. But like SQ even when Im drunk I still spell things correctly just something I've always been able to do.
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Shane Falco
Posts: 440
Mar 22, 2010 9:10pm
I'm as not think as you drunk am I... Or sumpin lke thaaaattt.