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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Mar 18, 2010 10:21am
Yesterday was a great St. Paddy's day until some drunk nicotine inhalin' bitch twirling her cig like a f'n baton put a burn mark on my favorite Irish sweater. Instead of just passing laws to prevent these losers from puffing in public places let's just speed up their inevitable demise and make it legal to strangle them (which is what they are already doing to themselves).
Speedofsand
Posts: 5,529
Mar 18, 2010 10:33am
sounds like karma paid you a visit, bitch.
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Society
Posts: 1,146
Mar 18, 2010 10:34am
HahaSpeedofsand wrote: sounds like karma paid you a visit, bitch.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Mar 18, 2010 10:37am
^^^
too bad Tebow's mom wasn't a smoker and a drinker so she could of self-aborted herself before your messiah was even born Speedy (the nickname I'm sure every woman you've ever been with has given you).
too bad Tebow's mom wasn't a smoker and a drinker so she could of self-aborted herself before your messiah was even born Speedy (the nickname I'm sure every woman you've ever been with has given you).
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Mar 18, 2010 10:38am
Wearing a sweater huh?
Did you hop into a time machine to the 80's?
Did you hop into a time machine to the 80's?
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Mar 18, 2010 10:40am
Cable knit sweater with cap is traditional Irish wear on St. Pats douche bag.thavoice wrote: Wearing a sweater huh?
Did you hop into a time machine to the 80's?
Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Mar 18, 2010 10:48am
hahahahahahahahahaSpeedofsand wrote: sounds like karma paid you a visit, bitch.
power i
Posts: 1,296
Mar 18, 2010 10:49am
I'm betting NCF would be more than willing to help you out.
Find a woman who knits and she can fix it.
Find a woman who knits and she can fix it.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Mar 18, 2010 10:57am
but then who would we bitch and moan about?? :huh:
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Mar 18, 2010 10:59am
I think it would be easier to kill Tiernan.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Mar 18, 2010 11:01am
Bring it Bass-turd. and pack a lunch it will be an all day job.
NNN
Posts: 902
Mar 18, 2010 11:02am
Wait a minute.
Cigarette burns make something look LESS Irish?
Cigarette burns make something look LESS Irish?
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Mar 18, 2010 11:03am
With lines like that, I feel like I've just stepped into a B action movie!Tiernan wrote: Bring it Bass-turd. and pack a lunch it will be an all day job.
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queencitybuckeye
Posts: 7,117
Mar 18, 2010 11:05am
Your "favorite Irish sweater?". Jesus, what a butt pirate.Tiernan wrote: Yesterday was a great St. Paddy's day until some drunk nicotine inhalin' bitch twirling her cig like a f'n baton put a burn mark on my favorite Irish sweater. Instead of just passing laws to prevent these losers from puffing in public places let's just speed up their inevitable demise and make it legal to strangle them (which is what they are already doing to themselves).
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Mar 18, 2010 11:08am
LOL. WittyTiernan wrote: Bring it Bass-turd. and pack a lunch it will be an all day job.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Mar 18, 2010 11:09am
Thank God no one at the st patricks day party I went to dressed up in that attire.Tiernan wrote:Cable knit sweater with cap is traditional Irish wear on St. Pats douche bag.thavoice wrote: Wearing a sweater huh?
Did you hop into a time machine to the 80's?
WHen you get all the sand outta your vagina come back on and post something worthwhile.
A sweater....ha!
No derogatory slurs. Fly4Fun
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SnotBubbles
Mar 18, 2010 11:12am
Ahhh...the infamous cigarette burn. Sorry about your luck (St. Patty's day pun intended).
Were you outside in a smoking section? Or was she smoking in the bar?
Were you outside in a smoking section? Or was she smoking in the bar?
TedSheckler
Posts: 3,974
Mar 18, 2010 11:12am
[size=xx-large]WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!![/size]
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Mar 18, 2010 11:13am
HAHA... he called Tiernan a fag. HAHA.thavoice wrote:Thank God no one at the st patricks day party I went to dressed up in that attire.
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SnotBubbles
Mar 18, 2010 11:13am
Speaking of which...coming home from work yesterday (6 pm-ish), a known homosexual in our town was all decked out in "gay" attire....drunk and stumbling (nearly) into traffic....it was quite hilarious. I think he had a cable knit sweater on (seriously).
Writerbuckeye
Posts: 4,745
Mar 18, 2010 11:14am
Don't bother -- most of them will die sooner than the non-smokers, anyway.
I say this being a lung cancer survivor.
I say this being a lung cancer survivor.
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queencitybuckeye
Posts: 7,117
Mar 18, 2010 11:15am
With a cigarette burn?SnotBubbles wrote: Speaking of which...coming home from work yesterday (6 pm-ish), a known homosexual in our town was all decked out in "gay" attire....drunk and stumbling (nearly) into traffic....it was quite hilarious. I think he had a cable knit sweater on (seriously).
NNN
Posts: 902
Mar 18, 2010 11:17am
I think the better question is: what straight man knows what cable knit is?
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Mar 18, 2010 11:27am
He probably found it while he has been living in his closet. The holiday last night musta been his coming our party.NNN wrote: I think the better question is: what straight man knows what cable knit is?
se-alum
Posts: 13,948
Mar 18, 2010 11:47am
Prayers for your cable knit sweater from Chillicothe.