Archive you gotta be kidding me

derek bomar

Posts: 3,722

Mar 16, 2010 4:30pm

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/16/donna-simpson-nj-woman-ea_n_501245.html

i'm at a loss for words

wes_mantooth

Posts: 17,977

Mar 16, 2010 4:32pm

I overheard this on the radio this morning. It is crazy that people actually pay to watch her eat.

Firad

Posts: 1,525

Mar 16, 2010 4:32pm

Unbelievable.

Fab1b

Posts: 12,949

Mar 16, 2010 4:33pm

People pay that fat slob just to watch her eat, damn I'm in the wrong business!! Grocery bills of $750 a week, WTF??

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SnotBubbles

Mar 16, 2010 4:33pm

I'd hit it...

Glory Days

Posts: 7,809

Mar 16, 2010 4:34pm

Simpson supports her diet with money earned from a website where people pay to watch her eat.

"I love eating and people love watching me eat," she said. "It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone."

that about sums it up.

Fab1b

Posts: 12,949

Mar 16, 2010 4:34pm

^with a sledgehammer!

GoChiefs

Posts: 16,754

Mar 16, 2010 4:34pm

Yeah..heard this on the radio too..sad thing is she has a 2 yr old child. Here's the part that cracks me up.

"She insists she's healthy despite the fact that she cannot walk more than 20 feet independently."

Riiiiigggghhhhtttt..sure ya are.

Glory Days

Posts: 7,809

Mar 16, 2010 4:35pm

SnotBubbles wrote: I'd hit it...

not sure how. you would need a forklift just to get access.

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SnotBubbles

Mar 16, 2010 4:36pm

Fab1b wrote: ^with a sledgehammer!

Now come on...bragging rights bro! How many of your friends can say that they banged a half ton woman????

I know the answer. Zero.

You'd be a legend.

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teh awsum juan

Posts: 84

Mar 16, 2010 4:36pm

how was it medically possible for her to have a child?

Fab1b

Posts: 12,949

Mar 16, 2010 4:37pm

SnotBubbles wrote:
Fab1b wrote: ^with a sledgehammer!
Now come on...bragging rights bro! How many of your friends can say that they banged a half ton woman????

I know the answer. Zero.

You'd be a legend.

I'd have to cover her in pudding and just dive in

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SnotBubbles

Mar 16, 2010 4:38pm

Fab1b wrote:
SnotBubbles wrote:
Fab1b wrote: ^with a sledgehammer!
Now come on...bragging rights bro! How many of your friends can say that they banged a half ton woman????

I know the answer. Zero.

You'd be a legend.
I'd have to cover her in pudding and just dive in

Seriously, she eats 12,000 calories a day....do you think the pudding would actually make it to her skin???? It would be gone as soon as you cracked open the can!

majorspark

Posts: 5,122

Mar 16, 2010 4:40pm

Her 150 lb husband supports her?

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queencitybuckeye

Posts: 7,117

Mar 16, 2010 4:41pm

SnotBubbles wrote: How many of your friends can say that they banged a half ton woman????

In your part of the state? Far from unheard of.

rookie_j70

Posts: 677

Mar 16, 2010 4:44pm

majorspark wrote: Her 150 lb husband supports her?

must be a real chubby chaser. dont get me wrong ive fucked a few girls with some meat on thier bones, but even i draw the line somewhere

derek bomar

Posts: 3,722

Mar 16, 2010 4:44pm

teh awsum juan wrote: how was it medically possible for her to have a child?

test tube, unless she gained the weight post baby

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capninsano

Posts: 411

Mar 16, 2010 4:50pm

wtf...someone just suffocate her with a pillow

Fab1b

Posts: 12,949

Mar 16, 2010 4:51pm

capninsano wrote: wtf...someone just suffocate her with a pillow

Pillow is too small, will have to use a mattress

BigAppleBuckeye

Posts: 2,935

Mar 16, 2010 4:52pm

Chicks like that are a dime-a-dozen at any Golden Corral buffet.

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teh awsum juan

Posts: 84

Mar 16, 2010 4:53pm

derek bomar wrote:
teh awsum juan wrote: how was it medically possible for her to have a child?
test tube, unless she gained the weight post baby

no, i know she was fat when she had the baby, i'm just wondering how she didn't crush her lady parts with all that extra weight making it impossible for her to have one.

ytownfootball

Posts: 6,978

Mar 16, 2010 4:54pm

BigAppleBuckeye wrote: Chicks like that are a dime-a-dozen at any Golden Corral buffet.

If you want to feel comforted by your current station in life in general, visit your local Golden Corral.

GoChiefs

Posts: 16,754

Mar 16, 2010 4:56pm

derek bomar wrote: test tube, unless she gained the weight post baby

According to the radio..everything was 'natural'. No drugs or procedures. She weighed over 500lbs when she had the child..hence setting the record for worlds fattest mom.

derek bomar

Posts: 3,722

Mar 16, 2010 4:57pm

GoChiefs wrote:
derek bomar wrote: test tube, unless she gained the weight post baby
According to the radio..everything was 'natural'. No drugs or procedures. She weighed over 500lbs when she had the child..hence setting the record for worlds fattest mom.

dude must have an epic dong then

september63

Posts: 5,789

Mar 16, 2010 5:01pm

Paying to just watch her eat? Oh no, there must be some sickos that give themselves sexual gratification watching her eat a large pizza in 4 minutes.