Thats what she said

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stroups
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Mar 12, 2010 1:04pm
Whats your best "thats what she said" moment?


Mine is, me and this girl were playing Wii

Me: Hey its your turn

Her: Hold on..let me put my strap on

Me: Thats what she said
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capninsano
Posts: 411
Mar 12, 2010 1:16pm
Last night at Olive Garden

Her (Putting leftovers in the box): There's no way this is going to fit in my box

Me: That's what she said.

She didn't get it and I wasted what I thought was my best thats what she said ever.
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ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Mar 12, 2010 1:37pm
Her (to me): You fail at starting threads, just like you fail at sex.

Me: That's what she said.

Her: You fail at "that's what she said" come backs too.
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dat dude
Posts: 1,564
Mar 12, 2010 1:54pm
capninsano wrote: Last night at Olive Garden

Her (Putting leftovers in the box): There's no way this is going to fit in my box

Me: That's what she said.

She didn't get it and I wasted what I thought was my best thats what she said ever.
lol, thats a great one. I cant remember any personally but I did get this picture in an email awhile back:

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VikingFan
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Mar 12, 2010 2:02pm
^^^Bahahaha...Jr High
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j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Mar 12, 2010 2:06pm
At a flow assurance meeting earlier this week:

Regarding the difference between 4" piping insulation and 8" piping insulation

Him: I've seen 4". But what does 8" look like?

Me: That's what she said.

Him: GTFO. (seriously he just laughed).
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baseballstud24
Posts: 547
Mar 12, 2010 2:21pm
Man...I have some good ones lately...I wish I could remember them...I'm a teacher and there are some that I could get my students on big time haha

I'd probably get canned
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End of Line
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Mar 12, 2010 3:32pm


:D
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Thunder70
Posts: 748
Mar 12, 2010 5:14pm
Wife: You need help taking off your socks?

Patient: Yeah. Maybe if you just yanked it real hard, it will come...

Wife: That's what she said.

Patient: Off.
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Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Mar 12, 2010 6:10pm
This is the best I ever heard. I think it was SVP and Mike Tirico on their radio show. It was when March was approaching and SVP was giving updates during the show.

SVP - South Carolina not gonna get that at large bid as they lose to Mississippi State by 14 (I think score and team is right)
Tirico - Man, the 'cocks got pounded
SVP - Thats what she said.
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skank
Posts: 6,543
Mar 12, 2010 9:06pm
dat dude wrote:
capninsano wrote: Last night at Olive Garden

Her (Putting leftovers in the box): There's no way this is going to fit in my box

Me: That's what she said.

She didn't get it and I wasted what I thought was my best thats what she said ever.
lol, thats a great one. I cant remember any personally but I did get this picture in an email awhile back:

I like that kid. Reading that letter made me literally LOL.
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Big_Mirg_ZHS
Posts: 2,079
Mar 13, 2010 1:15am
One of the hot managers was going some cleaning in the kitchen at work and in a sarcastic voice goes.

Manager: Man this is Really Hard

Me: Thats was she said.
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rookie_j70
Posts: 677
Mar 16, 2010 5:47pm
give that kid an award not a detention
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RLDE34
Posts: 31
Mar 16, 2010 5:55pm
Professor walks up to a group of my friends and me after the first day of class.

Professor: So what did you guys think?

Friend: We were just saying how it was good for a first lecture and we might actually come to class.

Professor: Well, after we're done you're not gonna want to come.

Me: That's what she said.
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skank
Posts: 6,543
Mar 16, 2010 6:41pm
I was trimming the lawn one day and had my mower in the drive, blocking the garage, the wife pulls in, gets out, and says, "You wanna put it in when you're done?" Clearly meaning pull the car in the garage when I'm done mowing, my response, "sure, and after that I'll put the car in the garage".