sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Mar 12, 2010 12:34am
Why do all the beautiful, intelligent, funny women have a boyfriend?
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Mar 12, 2010 12:57am
*crickets*
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sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Mar 12, 2010 12:57am
Also, cocks.
Speedofsand
Posts: 5,529
Mar 12, 2010 1:05am
They don't. They just tell you that to get rid of you.sleeper wrote: Why do all the beautiful, intelligent, funny women have a boyfriend?
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Mar 12, 2010 1:07am
Your mom never mentioned your dad LOLSpeedofsand wrote:They don't. They just tell you that to get rid of you.sleeper wrote: Why do all the beautiful, intelligent, funny women have a boyfriend?
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Mar 12, 2010 1:12am
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El Jefe Grande
Posts: 425
Mar 12, 2010 1:13am
Don't sweat them beezys.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Mar 12, 2010 1:14am
I'm not, I get more ass than toilet seats.
ytownfootball
Posts: 6,978
Mar 12, 2010 1:35am
All beautiful, intelligent, funny women attend Ohio State
All have boyfriends
Make friends with the admissions staff
Problem solved
All have boyfriends
Make friends with the admissions staff
Problem solved
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sjmvsfscs08
Posts: 2,963
Mar 12, 2010 1:57am
Well if they're truly intelligent then they'd know you'd be loaded with STDs by this point and they conjured up some boyfriend...sleeper wrote: I'm not, I get more ass than toilet seats.
sleeper does bring up a solid point though, that the boyfriends of beautiful, intelligent, and funny women typically realize how lucky they are and don't fuck it up.
Sage
Posts: 2,070
Mar 12, 2010 5:39am
Why would you want a girlfriend during college anyway?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Mar 12, 2010 7:42am
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mtrulz
Posts: 2,905
Mar 12, 2010 8:03am
I might like this beautiful, intelligent, funny senior girl.
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bamagirl
Posts: 154
Mar 12, 2010 8:30am
No worries that line will rope them right in.sleeper wrote: I'm not, I get more ass than toilet seats.
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Mar 12, 2010 8:47am
There is not a woman on earth with all three of those characteristics.
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Mar 12, 2010 9:08am
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this fallacy.wes_mantooth wrote: There is not a woman on earth with all three of characteristics.
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Mar 12, 2010 10:32am
Don't start w/ that nonsense...Sage wrote: Why would you want a girlfriend during college anyway?
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Mar 12, 2010 10:36am
fixedsleeper wrote: I only get ass when my hand breaks through the toilet paper. And even then, it's shitty.
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bamagirl
Posts: 154
Mar 12, 2010 10:40am
Good point. If you had to pick two you would want what would they be?pnhasbeen wrote:Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this fallacy.wes_mantooth wrote: There is not a woman on earth with all three of characteristics.
I am going to go with smart and funny....he has gotta make me laugh and if he cannot carry an intelligent conversation forget it.
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Mar 12, 2010 10:41am
Funny and smart.
Although, I would prefer funny and slutty.
Although, I would prefer funny and slutty.
royal_k
Posts: 4,423
Mar 12, 2010 10:59am
Beautiful and dumb = slut = goat
se-alum
Posts: 13,948
Mar 12, 2010 12:16pm
You're definitely in the minority of women.bamagirl wrote:Good point. If you had to pick two you would want what would they be?pnhasbeen wrote:Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this fallacy.wes_mantooth wrote: There is not a woman on earth with all three of characteristics.
I am going to go with smart and funny....he has gotta make me laugh and if he cannot carry an intelligent conversation forget it.
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bamagirl
Posts: 154
Mar 12, 2010 1:14pm
Yeah but see I don't see why. Cause looks are temporary. I agree there has to be an attraction. But the bottom line is it's a persons personality that you fall in love with. When your with someone they usually get more attractive to you as time goes on, I don't think that is because of looks but personality.se-alum wrote:
You're definitely in the minority of women.
Never understood people who want to date complete morons, you have to have something to talk about. Laughter is needed to get through life so ya gotta have someone who makes you laugh.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Mar 12, 2010 2:27pm
LOLwes_mantooth wrote: There is not a woman on earth with all three of those characteristics.
Yeah, it should be funny beautiful intelligent, choose 2.
Websurfinbird
Posts: 656
Mar 12, 2010 2:48pm
100% agreed. If you can't have a conversation what else do you got?bamagirl wrote:Yeah but see I don't see why. Cause looks are temporary. I agree there has to be an attraction. But the bottom line is it's a persons personality that you fall in love with. When your with someone they usually get more attractive to you as time goes on, I don't think that is because of looks but personality.se-alum wrote:
You're definitely in the minority of women.
Never understood people who want to date complete morons, you have to have something to talk about. Laughter is needed to get through life so ya gotta have someone who makes you laugh.