Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Mar 1, 2010 9:16am
In order to reduce the Federal Deficit, I propose to initiate a Federal Douche tax.
It works like this, If you call someone a douche, The Fed charges you 1.00. If you call someone a douche bag, it will cost you a Buck Fitty.
If you go to the store and order a douche and need it NO CHARGE.
By my projections we will be out of debt by the yeat 2014 if we do not increase spending.
Bankruptcy will however will increase 450 percent by 2012.
It works like this, If you call someone a douche, The Fed charges you 1.00. If you call someone a douche bag, it will cost you a Buck Fitty.
If you go to the store and order a douche and need it NO CHARGE.
By my projections we will be out of debt by the yeat 2014 if we do not increase spending.
Bankruptcy will however will increase 450 percent by 2012.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Mar 1, 2010 9:23am
The tax from the huddlers on this site alone would take care of the national debt if that took place!
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Mar 1, 2010 1:39pm
^ I would be out about 12.50 so far today 
SQ_Crazies
Posts: 7,977
Mar 1, 2010 1:43pm
You're a douche.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Mar 1, 2010 2:03pm
sportsandlady could subsidize the entire West Chester school district 
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Mar 1, 2010 4:55pm
I'd change it to the "Umm" tax or the "Like" tax.
Our young generation would be in the hole BIG time.
Our young generation would be in the hole BIG time.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Mar 1, 2010 5:02pm
This would bankrupt the entire University of Miami(OH).
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Mar 1, 2010 5:06pm
It'd bankrupt the FACULTY members of the U of Akron.sleeper wrote: This would bankrupt the entire University of Miami(OH).
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september63
Posts: 5,789
Mar 1, 2010 5:21pm
I thought it meant I was going to be taxed DOUBLE for things at the store?
NNN
Posts: 902
Mar 1, 2010 5:45pm
I think it needs to be structured more like this.
- 100% sales tax on green team apparel for a team that doesn't have green in the color scheme
- $500 tax on non-Irish wearing green on March 17
- 200% tax on spray tan
- A savage beating for any non-Irish getting drunk on March 17 who can't identify the major holiday of the country their family actually comes from
- 100% sales tax on green team apparel for a team that doesn't have green in the color scheme
- $500 tax on non-Irish wearing green on March 17
- 200% tax on spray tan
- A savage beating for any non-Irish getting drunk on March 17 who can't identify the major holiday of the country their family actually comes from
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Mar 1, 2010 5:58pm
This!!!NNN wrote: I think it needs to be structured more like this.
- 100% sales tax on green team apparel for a team that doesn't have green in the color scheme
- $500 tax on non-Irish wearing green on March 17
- 200% tax on spray tan
- A savage beating for any non-Irish getting drunk on March 17 who can't identify the major holiday of the country their family actually comes from
(BTW, today is the celebrated holiday for us Welshmen: March 1st, St. David's Day, and I'm wearing my yellow.
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Gardens35
Posts: 4,929
Mar 1, 2010 6:40pm
...ya know, I see what you're sayin'. See what I'm sayin'?O-Trap wrote: I'd change it to the "Umm" tax or the "Like" tax.
Our young generation would be in the hole BIG time.