Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Feb 24, 2010 9:51pm
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd_love_handles_shooting
ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. – A Florida woman said her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar. Samantha Lynn Frazier said she heard two pops when she walked into Herman's Place early Saturday. The 35-year-old then felt pain and saw blood on her hand after she grabbed her left side.
tk421
Posts: 8,500
Feb 24, 2010 10:14pm
I think calling those love handles is a bit of a stretch. At some point, they become just plain old fat rolls. I think she's crossed that point. 
osudarby08
Posts: 734
Feb 24, 2010 10:14pm
hahahahaha
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Feb 24, 2010 10:14pm
girls love excuses to be fat.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Feb 24, 2010 10:21pm
2 girls having a conversation about this:
Girl 1: Girl, you hear about that lady that got shot but her love handles saved her life?
Girl 2: I sure did girl, wanna hit McDonald's for lunch?
Girl 1: You know I do
On the way out both girls say: All these skinny bitches up here eating salads gonna die if they get shot!
Girl 1: Girl, you hear about that lady that got shot but her love handles saved her life?
Girl 2: I sure did girl, wanna hit McDonald's for lunch?
Girl 1: You know I do
On the way out both girls say: All these skinny bitches up here eating salads gonna die if they get shot!
R
rugbywrestler
Posts: 462
Feb 24, 2010 10:40pm
hahaFab1b wrote: 2 girls having a conversation about this:
Girl 1: Girl, you hear about that lady that got shot but her love handles saved her life?
Girl 2: I sure did girl, wanna hit McDonald's for lunch?
Girl 1: You know I do
On the way out both girls say: All these skinny bitches up here eating salads gonna die if they get shot!
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Feb 24, 2010 10:43pm
That's more like a railing than a handle.
Speedofsand
Posts: 5,529
Feb 24, 2010 11:38pm
here's your sign
[size=xx-large]Herman's Place[/size]
[size=xx-large]Herman's Place[/size]
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Feb 24, 2010 11:57pm
Great another fat chick roaming around
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Feb 25, 2010 12:39am
but, but, butt...
she's got a big caboose!
(must've lost the red undies somewhere along the line)
she's got a big caboose!
(must've lost the red undies somewhere along the line)
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Feb 25, 2010 12:42am
It really stinks when the cost of saving your life is losing your dignity...
G
Gardens35
Posts: 4,929
Feb 25, 2010 10:08am
...or if she isn't that wide, the shot completely misses her.
Ankle Breaker
Posts: 398
Feb 25, 2010 10:14am
[align=justify]
This![/align]Gardens35 wrote: ...or if she isn't that wide, the shot completely misses her.
C
Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Feb 25, 2010 10:15am
I would suggest without the "love handles" she would have been thin enough for the bullet to miss her. They didn't save her life. They caused her to get shot!
power i
Posts: 1,296
Feb 25, 2010 10:22am
The sad part is if she'd just gotten shot and kept her mouth shut there wouldn't be pics of her 'love handles' all over the internet. Guess some people just don't get it.
I can't believe she didn't put on a bra before they took her picture. Yikes.
I can't believe she didn't put on a bra before they took her picture. Yikes.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Feb 25, 2010 10:38am
You looked at that picture a lot closer than I did! (or want to)power i wrote:I can't believe she didn't put on a bra before they took her picture. Yikes.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Feb 25, 2010 10:43am
LOL that caboose fell off the tracks!!Apple wrote: but, but, butt...
she's got a big caboose!
(must've lost the red undies somewhere along the line)
power i
Posts: 1,296
Feb 25, 2010 11:23am
Us women are just a little more observant than you men. I was just trying to figure out where the breasts ended and the 'love handles' started.FatHobbit wrote:You looked at that picture a lot closer than I did! (or want to)power i wrote:I can't believe she didn't put on a bra before they took her picture. Yikes.
thePITman
Posts: 3,867
Feb 25, 2010 11:38am
An eHarmony advertisement showed up on this page. Haha!