... either by yourself or with a partner?

In my senior year of high school my gf and I were fooling around at my house late one night and wanted to take it a bit farther so we decided to work our way downstairs since we were close to my parents room. Well a few minutes after we got into it I thought I heard a noise upstairs so I stopped... , then I got back to business, lol. Next thing I know I hear footsteps coming down the stairs and I'm ready to freak out. I jumped up and grabbed the remote and turned the t.v. on, hoping that whoever would realize my gf was still there and think we were just watching t.v., and decide not to bother us. At the same time we both moved over to the recliner to cover up with a blanket just in case. Well, I turn around and my mom is standing there looking at us covered in a blanket, then looks at the ground and sees a pile of our clothes. Then I realize the t.v. is on the scrolling preview channel as if thats what we were watching lol. She just turned around and went back upstairs and we both decided I should take her home. After I dropped my gf off I took the LONG way home and smoked a bunch of cigs on the way. Got home and dropped on the couch and tried to fall asleep as fast as possible. Then all of a sudden someone comes into the kitchen right behind me and turns the lights on (my mom), and a minute later my dad comes out and talks to her for a few min; I was just waiting for them to call me in, but they didn't Then they just went to bed and it was all over than god!

never

had some close calls where we had to pull a blanket it over us and act like we were watching tv, but never caught in the act

A mod should change to title of this thread to the "Too Much Information Thread"

4 times. Never stopped.

One of the 4 we were at a party and a bunch of the party (probably half) went outside onto the balcony and watched through the window. I gave them the bird and kept going.

LOL

ccrunner609 wrote: didnt we have about 60 threads on this already?

Well welcome number 61 thread on this as I haven't seen it or told my story(s)

Never in the act, but have been interupted a few times.

First time was in the car at a new parking spot at a dead end road. I got pretty adapt to looking over my shoulder in the process. It seemed some homeowner came out of his house and drove down the road and lectured us.

Time 2 was was at our favorite parking spot on a dirt road hill. She saw the lights, I moved over to the driver seat, only to find a guy I went to school with wanting to 'park' there too. He gave me a beer and said "we are gonna park right behind ya if ya don't mind".

Number 3. Dead end road, where there was a bridge out. (2nd favorite spot). A car come down the road and it ended up being my classmate. He spouts out "Who ya F'n now Curly". That went over like a fart in church with my GF. Oh yea, that was Homecomming Dance night, and I borrowed my Grandma's station wagon for the occasion...his comments kinda ended that session.

Curly J wrote: He spouts out "Who ya F'n now Curly"....... and I borrowed my Grandma's station wagon

Classic!

krambman wrote: A mod should change to title of this thread to the "Too Much Information Thread"

Or.."Don't click this thread if you don't want to read about somebody getting caught!"

Gotta love those old Volare Wagons !!! Lots of room when the seats went down.

^^^
lol, never a wagon, only SUV.

No SUV back then. This was even prior to the first minivan. (Dodge Caravan - 1984)

Gotta screw where ya can screw.

more than once, never ashamed though

i was with a girl who had a kid. anyways were doing our thing and he walks in "mommy, can i have some juice?" i got cock-blocked by a 3 year old

rookie_j70 wrote: i was with a girl who had a kid. anyways were doing our thing and he walks in "mommy, can i have some juice?" i got cock-blocked by a 3 year old

stupid kid

While still in HS, my girlfriend and I were laying in her hammock, and I was doing her from behind when her mom came out of the house and mad a b-line for us, naturally I stopped, but I never took it out. Oh yeah, we were covered up with a blanket. Her mom sat down in a nearby lawn chair and talked to us for about 20 minutes. She then left, so I finished.

pnhasbeen wrote:

rookie_j70 wrote: i was with a girl who had a kid. anyways were doing our thing and he walks in "mommy, can i have some juice?" i got cock-blocked by a 3 year old

stupid kid

Thats what she said!

My gf at the time had just bought fuzzy handcuffs and wanted to try them out on me. So here I am handcuffed in bed with her on top of me when her little sister walked into the room. Unfortunately we didn't get to finish. Another time with the same girl we were going at it downstairs on the couch and we heard some footsteps coming down the stairs. I was able to get my shorts back on in time but her Mom probably walked in on her daughter just laying there with nothing on. She didn't say a word and just turned around and went back upstairs.

skank wrote: While still in HS, my girlfriend and I were laying in her hammock, and I was doing her from behind when her mom came out of the house and mad a b-line for us, naturally I stopped, but I never took it out. Oh yeah, we were covered up with a blanket. Her mom sat down in a nearby lawn chair and talked to us for about 20 minutes. She then left, so I finished.

still not sure how this works out...

pnhasbeen wrote:

skank wrote: While still in HS, my girlfriend and I were laying in her hammock, and I was doing her from behind when her mom came out of the house and mad a b-line for us, naturally I stopped, but I never took it out. Oh yeah, we were covered up with a blanket. Her mom sat down in a nearby lawn chair and talked to us for about 20 minutes. She then left, so I finished.

still not sure how this works out...

We were covered with a blanket, and I stopped the action that results in satisfaction, therefore, it looked like we were just laying there.

Happened quite a bit in the dorm my frosh year. To this day I think my roomate just wanted to watch, freaked me out.

skank wrote:

pnhasbeen wrote:

skank wrote: While still in HS, my girlfriend and I were laying in her hammock, and I was doing her from behind when her mom came out of the house and mad a b-line for us, naturally I stopped, but I never took it out. Oh yeah, we were covered up with a blanket. Her mom sat down in a nearby lawn chair and talked to us for about 20 minutes. She then left, so I finished.

still not sure how this works out...

We were covered with a blanket, and I stopped the action that results in satisfaction, therefore, it looked like we were just laying there.

If that had been me I think I would have went "soft" while carrying on a 20 minute conversion with her mom at the same time.