ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Feb 19, 2010 8:42pm
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mtrulz
Posts: 2,905
Feb 19, 2010 8:44pm
Who cares
UA5straightin2008
Posts: 3,246
Feb 19, 2010 8:44pm
LMAO!!
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Feb 19, 2010 8:52pm
A very witty, and original response! Might have even worked with, "I know you are, but what am I." Or perhaps even, "I'm rubber, your glue..."mtrulz wrote: Who cares
Well done, son. Well done. A perfect 10 in terms of responses.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Feb 19, 2010 8:53pm
Nice!!!
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Gobuckeyes1
Posts: 497
Feb 19, 2010 8:55pm
That's pretty good...the Glock is my favorite.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Feb 19, 2010 9:10pm
This might be funnier than textsfromlastnight
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Free_is_better
Posts: 252
Feb 19, 2010 9:22pm
Why do you insist on being such a douche?mtrulz wrote: Who cares
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gport_tennis
Posts: 1,796
Feb 19, 2010 9:53pm
The disguised weapons is one of the funniest ones for sure. I have been reading these for the last 6 or so months. Def hilarious
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ou1980
Posts: 877
Feb 19, 2010 10:02pm
LOL!!!!
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June18
Posts: 298
Feb 19, 2010 10:34pm
Make sure you don't disguise something as a Mt Dew bottle
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sjmvsfscs08
Posts: 2,963
Feb 20, 2010 12:26am
That was absolutely hilarious. The one with the kittens being fed to the tiger was great too, and I loved the line about how he broke his phone because he forgot to take his pants off before he got into the bath.
What a terrific site.
What a terrific site.
Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Feb 20, 2010 12:42am
Original ad:
670cc commercial wood chipper/shredder for sale. Little bit of rust but works great. Contact Joe - ***********@gmail.com
$4000 OBO
From Me to ***********@gmail.com:
Hi Joe,
Is the wood chipper still for sale?
Thanks,
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
Yes, I still have the wood chipper.
From Me to Joe ******:
I don't have $4000, but what I do have is $200 and a need for use of a wood chipper for about half an hour. Would I be able to rent it from you for $200?
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
I don't see why not. What are you using it for?
From Me to Joe ******:
Don't worry about that. So would I be able to swing by and pick it up in my truck, then bring it back about an hour later? I can leave my driver's license as collateral.
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
First you need to tell me what the chipper is being used for or you can find someone else.
From Me to Joe ******:
Okay, I'll try to explain my situation. My cat just had a litter of kittens, and I can't get rid of them. I tried giving them to my friends and putting ads online, but nobody wants them. I even tried releasing them into the wild but they keep coming back to my house. I can't stand these little fuckers pissing everywhere and clawing up my furniture. So I figure my next option is to put them down. I can't afford to have it done professionally, so I think a wood chipper would be the next most humane way. I looked up your model and saw it has a 6 inch input, which I think will be perfect for me.
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
.......................................wow. No.
From Me to Joe ******:
Why not? It is an easy $200 for you. Can't you just pretend I took it to mulch some wood?
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
No. You are a sick sick sick sick sick person.
From Me to Joe ******:
I'll give you $250 and throw in a free kitten (not mulched, of course). Plus, I thought about my plan some more, and I decided to put meow mix all around the input, and just leave the kittens near it. That way, if they get shredded, it is their own damn fault, and my hands are clean.
Mike
670cc commercial wood chipper/shredder for sale. Little bit of rust but works great. Contact Joe - ***********@gmail.com
$4000 OBO
From Me to ***********@gmail.com:
Hi Joe,
Is the wood chipper still for sale?
Thanks,
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
Yes, I still have the wood chipper.
From Me to Joe ******:
I don't have $4000, but what I do have is $200 and a need for use of a wood chipper for about half an hour. Would I be able to rent it from you for $200?
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
I don't see why not. What are you using it for?
From Me to Joe ******:
Don't worry about that. So would I be able to swing by and pick it up in my truck, then bring it back about an hour later? I can leave my driver's license as collateral.
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
First you need to tell me what the chipper is being used for or you can find someone else.
From Me to Joe ******:
Okay, I'll try to explain my situation. My cat just had a litter of kittens, and I can't get rid of them. I tried giving them to my friends and putting ads online, but nobody wants them. I even tried releasing them into the wild but they keep coming back to my house. I can't stand these little fuckers pissing everywhere and clawing up my furniture. So I figure my next option is to put them down. I can't afford to have it done professionally, so I think a wood chipper would be the next most humane way. I looked up your model and saw it has a 6 inch input, which I think will be perfect for me.
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
.......................................wow. No.
From Me to Joe ******:
Why not? It is an easy $200 for you. Can't you just pretend I took it to mulch some wood?
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
No. You are a sick sick sick sick sick person.
From Me to Joe ******:
I'll give you $250 and throw in a free kitten (not mulched, of course). Plus, I thought about my plan some more, and I decided to put meow mix all around the input, and just leave the kittens near it. That way, if they get shredded, it is their own damn fault, and my hands are clean.
Mike
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Be Nice
Posts: 1,120
Feb 20, 2010 12:54am
Funny, very funny.
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Moparman
Posts: 113
Feb 20, 2010 1:04am
hahah funny as shit
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ZombieKiller
Posts: 817
Feb 20, 2010 1:21am
lol awesome
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Feb 20, 2010 7:40am
Based on the threads title I thought it was an email from you not a link to a site like that.
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Nate
Posts: 3,949
Feb 20, 2010 8:13am
The tissue box shotgun was my fave.
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baseballstud24
Posts: 547
Feb 20, 2010 9:02am
GOAT website
2quik4u
Posts: 4,388
Feb 20, 2010 3:24pm
the plastic cup glock was very believable