I was BS'ing with an old friend about some of the dickish things we've done to people (mainly girls), but got away with it because somebody at least thought it was fucking funny. You know, the kinds of things you'd probably want to beat ass over, but because a buddy of yours said it, it was absolutely classic. We all have at least one. Post a good one, but not a book. If you're someone like SQ, then you can post a few.

I edited your thread title

"I took Dorothy Mantooth out for a steak dinner and never called her again."

No biggie. I guess asshole is a lot worse than badasses, sexting, and porn star being mentioned in titles.

It is. You can say all those words on tv, but not asshole.

I think sexting is in the dictionary lol.

Too bad Ytowngirl doesn't have facebook hahah

Oh I have facebook. I'm just not saying my name for reasons.

Much understood

Wait, wait. jpake, before you make me tell one, I want to hear one from you.