Mail ordered brides.....

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dwccrew
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Feb 15, 2010 11:54pm
For or against them?

Think about it, they'd probably be more obedient since they are just happy to be in the US.

They'd probably even let you put it in their ass whenever you want without complaining. We've seen that on here. :)
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UA5straightin2008
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Feb 15, 2010 11:57pm
why
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Cleveland Buck
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Feb 15, 2010 11:57pm
Hookers are cheaper. You can tell them to go home and they can't take half of your shit with them.
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Trueblue23
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Feb 15, 2010 11:58pm
I was gonna take one to prom senior year
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dwccrew
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Feb 15, 2010 11:59pm
Cleveland Buck wrote: Hookers are cheaper. You can tell them to go home and they can't take half of your shit with them.
You could always pimp out your mail ordered bride and make some extra cash to spend on more asian hookers.

And she can't take half, cause we want pre nup, we want pre nup!

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Fab4Runner
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Feb 16, 2010 12:07am
We always joke that my Russian sister in law is mail order. I can assure you she's not, though.
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dwccrew
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Feb 16, 2010 12:09am
Fab4Runner wrote: We always joke that my Russian sister in law is mail order. I can assure you she's not, though.
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rmolin73
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Feb 16, 2010 12:10am
This woman that I work with her ex-husband married one and she is hot. My co-worker is pretty much a butter face and it is evident that she is pissed about the fact the mail order is hot. You have to have mad cash though.
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Strapping Young Lad
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Feb 16, 2010 12:19am
Oh yeah. Me and my buddies were checking out a site on day. They know some dude who has one.

These chicks were smokin' hot. I think it's a good idea if you're looking for a hot Asian girl or whatver. What are the odds of finding a sexy as hell asian girl in Ohio. I've met a few but not many.

Even the idea of a young Ruskie is hot.....needless to say I'm all for it.
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ManO'War
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Feb 16, 2010 12:25am
I knew a woman in Florida who had a friend that got one. Basically she just used him to get to the US and gain citizenship, then she divorced him for some airline pilot in Dallas.

Play with fire and you get burned.
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dwccrew
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Feb 16, 2010 12:28am
ManO'War wrote: I knew a woman in Florida who had a friend that got one. Basically she just used him to get to the US and gain citizenship, then she divorced him for some airline pilot in Dallas.

Play with fire and you get burned.
That's why you lock them in the basement.

Obviously that guy in Florida wasn't thinking clearly.
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gut
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Feb 16, 2010 12:29am
Yeah, that return postage is steeeeeppppp!

20/20 or something did a story on this years ago, and I think most of them do indeed leave the guy after getting citizenship. I wouldn't even be surprised if some guys get absolutely "nothing" out of the relationship except half their life savings. Just so many risk in that I can't imagine what would ever possess someone to do it.
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Strapping Young Lad
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Feb 16, 2010 12:37am
Shit, they didn't mention any of that on the mailorder website.
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Foul Tip
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Feb 16, 2010 7:31am
A guy at work tried to get me to go to Romania to marry his cousin. He told me that I would be treated like a king. He said American women only wan't to do two things. Go shopping and cause trouble.