What we've hoped to find out: Jessica Simpson crazy in bed

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Feb 15, 2010 9:21 AM
With the vacuum in her head, I would imagine she sucks like a hoover.
Feb 15, 2010 9:21am
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Feb 15, 2010 9:45 AM
Yeah, Mayer is literally insane if you ever hear him talk. But he has gotten more hot ass than any of us can every dream of getting.
Feb 15, 2010 9:45am
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Feb 15, 2010 9:59 AM
ohiotiger33 wrote: Yeah, Mayer is literally insane if you ever hear him talk.
After reading the interview..I'm definitely going to have to agree with you on that one.
Feb 15, 2010 9:59am
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Feb 15, 2010 10:41 AM
Dude is a nutcase, and Jessica didnt have sex till she was married so Im guessing she went all out when that happened. Makes for a good combo in the sack.

I was actually surprised last week when this all came out that there wasnt a thread on it. Glad someone finally put one up.
Feb 15, 2010 10:41am
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Feb 15, 2010 10:44 AM
Not only is John Mayer a huge douce, hes crazy as hell! Interviewing him must be like interviewing somebody with major bipolar disease.
Feb 15, 2010 10:44am
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Feb 15, 2010 10:53 AM
Wasn't one of her first husbands complaints was that she didn't ever want to do it?

This seems like some sort of PR move.
Feb 15, 2010 10:53am
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Feb 15, 2010 11:02 AM
ManO'War wrote: Wasn't one of her first husbands complaints was that she didn't ever want to do it?

This seems like some sort of PR move.
Yeah, Nick Lachey...but it was because she was waiting til marriage. I dont recall him complaining about anything after that.

Although he did have to go elsewhere to get some. Maybe that pissed Jessica off so much that after the split she turned into a freak in bed.
Feb 15, 2010 11:02am
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Feb 15, 2010 11:31 AM
Divorced women always are monster's in the sack. Sex with the guy(s) after her ex is basically "revenge" sex to prove the ex was wrong about her frigidity.
Feb 15, 2010 11:31am
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Feb 15, 2010 11:57 AM
What girl isn't crazy in bed? Seriously you guys must be married or date all the wrong girls!
Feb 15, 2010 11:57am
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Feb 15, 2010 12:36 PM
This is about what I figured. I read most of the interview on Playboy and he Mayer is definitely a weirdo. I think alot of people probably feel the same way he does, they just don't say it. (Says he'd rather whack off to the memory of an ex, then bang a new girl.)
Feb 15, 2010 12:36pm