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cam93
Posts: 128
Feb 12, 2010 11:23pm
idk if it counts as mean but i like this one, woman spelled backwards is kitchen, who would have guessed haha....anyone else list your jokes
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Feb 12, 2010 11:29pm
A large woman went to the doctor. After the examination, the woman says "What do you think?" The doctor says, "Well, you're too fat". The woman says, "How dare you say that to me. I want a second opinion!". The doctor says:
"OK.....................you're ugly, too!"
"OK.....................you're ugly, too!"
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Feb 12, 2010 11:33pm
What do you tell the women in a Battered Women's Shelter?ccrunner609 wrote: Do you know what you tell a women with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she has been told 2 times and didnt listen.
Nothing, the bitches just don't listen!
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Feb 13, 2010 1:42am
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman
100% True-A kid at school asked me "Mr. S, do you know how Michael J. Fox drinks his milk?'
I said "No."
The kid (An 8th grader) picks up his cup and puts it towards his mouth and shakes so bad that he spills it everywhere. I had to walk out of the room to laugh.
Because she was a woman
100% True-A kid at school asked me "Mr. S, do you know how Michael J. Fox drinks his milk?'
I said "No."
The kid (An 8th grader) picks up his cup and puts it towards his mouth and shakes so bad that he spills it everywhere. I had to walk out of the room to laugh.
rookie_j70
Posts: 677
Feb 13, 2010 6:24am
why cant steven wonder see his friends?
cause he's married
cause he's married
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Gobuckeyes1
Posts: 497
Feb 13, 2010 8:40am
If a tree falls in a forest, and a woman is there to hear it, what the hell is the woman doing out of the kitchen?
pmoney25
Posts: 1,787
Feb 13, 2010 9:07am
LOL, Wow that is so wrong but hilariousbigkahuna wrote: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman
100% True-A kid at school asked me "Mr. S, do you know how Michael J. Fox drinks his milk?'
I said "No."
The kid (An 8th grader) picks up his cup and puts it towards his mouth and shakes so bad that he spills it everywhere. I had to walk out of the room to laugh.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Feb 13, 2010 11:19am
A very ugly woman walks into the store with her two kids ages 3 and 10. The store keeper says "I didn't know you had twins."
The woman replies "they are 7 years apart why do you think they are twins ?"
The store keeper says, "I just can't imagine anyone fucking you twice."
The woman replies "they are 7 years apart why do you think they are twins ?"
The store keeper says, "I just can't imagine anyone fucking you twice."
UA5straightin2008
Posts: 3,246
Feb 13, 2010 11:27am
may be a little soon but...
Did you hear about the new Haitian Boy Band?
Its called the New Blocks on the Kids
Did you hear about the new Haitian Boy Band?
Its called the New Blocks on the Kids
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Woollums9
Posts: 125
Feb 13, 2010 11:33am
why do women never wear watches?
there are clocks on the stove
there are clocks on the stove
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Society
Posts: 1,146
Feb 13, 2010 11:47am
That's a good one.bigkahuna wrote: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman
100% True-A kid at school asked me "Mr. S, do you know how Michael J. Fox drinks his milk?'
I said "No."
The kid (An 8th grader) picks up his cup and puts it towards his mouth and shakes so bad that he spills it everywhere. I had to walk out of the room to laugh.
UA5straightin2008
Posts: 3,246
Feb 13, 2010 3:51pm
THE4RINGZ wrote: A very ugly woman walks into the store with her two kids ages 3 and 10. The store keeper says "I didn't know you had twins."
The woman replies "they are 7 years apart why do you think they are twins ?"
The store keeper says, "I just can't imagine anyone fucking you twice."
good one bro, where did you hear that from?osuturfman wrote: The ugliest woman in the world is checking out at the store with her two kids. The clerk looks at the kids and asks her if they are twins. She replies "they're 8 and 12, of course they're not twins. The clerk says "I just didn't believe anybody would fuck you more than once."
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osuturfman
Posts: 41
Feb 13, 2010 3:59pm
eh, i must have missed it.
ok here's one for the golfers.
Golfer comes home after his round, walks in the door and punches his wife in the face. She gets up and says "What the hell was that for?". The golfer replies "I've been hitting everything fat all day."
ok here's one for the golfers.
Golfer comes home after his round, walks in the door and punches his wife in the face. She gets up and says "What the hell was that for?". The golfer replies "I've been hitting everything fat all day."
osudarby08
Posts: 734
Feb 13, 2010 5:35pm
want to hear a joke?
women's rights.
why dont women need umbrellas?
because it doesn't rain between the kitchen and the bedroom.
and heres a really mean one:
whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
the pizza doesn't scream when it gets put into the oven.
women's rights.
why dont women need umbrellas?
because it doesn't rain between the kitchen and the bedroom.
and heres a really mean one:
whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
the pizza doesn't scream when it gets put into the oven.
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Al Capone
Posts: 1,727
Feb 13, 2010 6:12pm
What's the easiest way to get a Bengal players autograph?
Take his handcuffs off.:shy::rolleyes:
Take his handcuffs off.:shy::rolleyes:
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Feb 13, 2010 6:16pm
Dad says to son: Son, stop "pleasuring yourself", it'll make you go blind.
Son says: I'm over here, Dad.
It's not really mean, but I like it.
Son says: I'm over here, Dad.
It's not really mean, but I like it.
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Feb 13, 2010 6:30pm
Pittsburgh Steeler kicker Jeff Reed was arrested for beating up a towel dispenser, its ok though he was told to pick on someone his own size.
When does a cub scout become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie.
When does a cub scout become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie.
stroups
Posts: 3,223
Feb 13, 2010 7:37pm
I broke up with my Hatian girlfriend last month
She was crushed
She was crushed