Ellen DeGeneres...yes or no?

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Feb 12, 2010 11:05 PM
No.
Feb 12, 2010 11:05pm
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gerb131

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Feb 12, 2010 11:07 PM
Ellen Degenerate no thank you but Portia yes please.
Feb 12, 2010 11:07pm
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Feb 12, 2010 11:09 PM
I'll pass.
Feb 12, 2010 11:09pm
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Feb 12, 2010 11:11 PM
Would I hit it? No. Ellen is awesome, though.
Feb 12, 2010 11:11pm
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Feb 12, 2010 11:12 PM
Yes or no what?

Bang??
Marry?
Watch?
Kill?
Feb 12, 2010 11:12pm
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Feb 12, 2010 11:14 PM
^^^others figured it out. Why can't you?
Feb 12, 2010 11:14pm
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Feb 12, 2010 11:16 PM
hell no
Feb 12, 2010 11:16pm
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Feb 12, 2010 11:16 PM
Know it all wrote: ^^^others figured it out. Why can't you?
It's just so ambiguous.

I mean, this isn't JJ's, you can ask us if we want to kill her, it's cool




















:P
Feb 12, 2010 11:16pm
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Feb 12, 2010 11:34 PM
fuck no....lesbian mule
Feb 12, 2010 11:34pm
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Feb 12, 2010 11:38 PM
Have penis. A mutual no.
Feb 12, 2010 11:38pm
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Feb 12, 2010 11:39 PM
THE4RINGZ wrote: Have penis. A mutual no.
You sir, make a very valid point
Feb 12, 2010 11:39pm
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Feb 13, 2010 6:50 AM
Who is she?
Feb 13, 2010 6:50am
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Feb 13, 2010 7:48 AM
Real question should be Would you, to get to Portia?
Feb 13, 2010 7:48am
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Feb 13, 2010 8:08 AM
Benny The Jet wrote: Real question should be Would you, to get to Portia?
Easy yes.
Feb 13, 2010 8:08am
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Mr. 300

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Feb 13, 2010 8:12 AM
Ummm, that's a no. Used to like her on her orginal TV show, then the muncher came out, and I threw up in my mouth a little.
Feb 13, 2010 8:12am
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Feb 13, 2010 8:27 AM
Know it all wrote: ^^^others figured it out. Why can't you?

Seriously, who would think of hitting Ellen Degeneres? I thought this would be about whether you watched her on TV.


In answer to LJ's questions...
NO
NO
YES
NO
Feb 13, 2010 8:27am
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Feb 13, 2010 10:12 AM
No, but I do think Ellen is funny.
Feb 13, 2010 10:12am
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Feb 13, 2010 10:20 AM
Ellen is moderately funny on occasion but as for the other questions, I have no interest in "hitting it", marrying her, or killing her. I think I'll just let her do her thing as she wants and I'll do mine.
Feb 13, 2010 10:20am
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Feb 13, 2010 1:01 PM
Not into butch chicks
Feb 13, 2010 1:01pm
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Feb 13, 2010 1:06 PM
I think Ellen is awesome....I mean, much like everyone else, I have very little interest in sex with her.

But, she's pretty awesome.
Feb 13, 2010 1:06pm
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Feb 13, 2010 1:56 PM
No, AND shes not funny in the least bit, Kinda like the entire blue collar comedy bunch and Dane Cook
Feb 13, 2010 1:56pm
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Feb 13, 2010 3:31 PM
I have to admit that I am definitely low brow enough to get a kick out of the Blue-Collar Comedy Tour, but I think that Bill Engvalls (sp.????) is the least funny of the four. I think Foxworthy is funny on his own and so is Ron White. I like Larry, but seriously, he needs some new material. I think the problem with his humor is that maybe there is no new material because regardless of what he says it always reverts back to "Git 'Er Done", "Lord, I apologize for that...and bless the starving pygmies in Ethiopia....Amen", or "I don't care what you say, that there is funny....". Wouldn't it be something if I discovered that Larry really isn't very funny at all. I would be depressed. They are all funnier than Ellen though! (IMO).
Feb 13, 2010 3:31pm
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Feb 13, 2010 3:45 PM
No, But i would hit her ex gal pal Ann Heche. Who by the way is back to riding the Baloney Poney.
Feb 13, 2010 3:45pm
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Feb 13, 2010 3:55 PM
yea
Feb 13, 2010 3:55pm
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Feb 13, 2010 3:58 PM
Swamp Fox wrote: Ellen is moderately funny on occasion but as for the other questions, I have no interest in "hitting it", marrying her, or killing her. I think I'll just let her do her thing as she wants and I'll do mine.
She's clearly on American Idol to ultimately replace Simon, not Paula. Agree about her being funny on occasion. She has her moments, but it's simply impossible to pull off the smug cruelty without a British accent.
Feb 13, 2010 3:58pm