this movie never gets old, so many great quotes

"Just a reminder, Tuesday is diehard night at the stadium, free attendance to anyone who was ACTUALLY alive the last time the Indians won a pennant."

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darbypitcher22 wrote: "Just a reminder, Tuesday is diehard night at the stadium, free attendance to anyone who was ACTUALLY alive the last time the Indians won a pennant."

seems weird that they would give away free attendance to anyone over 35

that and the fact that they showed the opening day crowd as being very small were about the only 2 things they got wrong with that movie

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Major_League_Movie_audio.aspx

Look at this fuckin' guy

Juuussst a bit outside.

"Ball Four."

"Ball Eight"

"Low and Vaughn has walked the bases loaded... How can they possibly lay off pitches that close?"

You tryin' to say Jesus Christ couldn't hit a curveball?

"Hats for Bats...."

"Yeah...? What's your handicap?"

"Keep Bats Warm....Gracias."

"Shit! I've been cut already?"

Early Cuyler wrote: You tryin' to say Jesus Christ couldn't hit a curveball?

I love this one. .

Another Good one

Lady I hear baseball players make awfully good salaries nowadays.
Jake Well it all depends on how good you are.
Lady:How good are you?
Jake I make the league minimum.

"Hows your wife and my kids doing"

"It's too high."

Sykotyk

"is this you Tolbert? This isn't very funny, I'm hungover and my knees are hurtin' at least if you were gonna pull this shit you could have said you were from the Yankees."

"In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar."

"This guy threw at his own son in a father son game.'

"Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor."

"Board Member 2: This guy here is dead!
Rachel Phelps: Cross him off, then! "

"Harry Doyle: That's all we got, one goddamn hit?
Assistant: You can't say goddamn on the air.
Harry Doyle: Don't worry, nobody is listening anyway. "

"Charlie Donovan: How would you like to manage the Indians this year?
Lou Brown: Gee, I don't know...
Charlie Donovan: What do you mean, you don't know? This is your chance to manage in the big leagues.
Lou Brown: Let me get back to you, will ya, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls. "

"Lou Brown: I thought you said we didn't have any high priced talent.
Charlie Donovan: Forget about Dorn, he's just high priced. "

My personal favorite...

"Lou Brown: Ok, guys. We've won two games in a row. If we win tonight, its called a winning streak. IT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE."

I love this movie.

Willie Mays Hayes: What the hell league you been playing in?
Rick Vaughn: California penal
Willie Mays Hayes: Never heard of it, how'd you wind up playing there?
Rick Vaughn: Stole a car!


Outfield fan: WILD THING, you make my heart sing, YOU WALK EVERYTHING!

jmog wrote:

My personal favorite...

"Lou Brown: Ok, guys. We've won two games in a row. If we win tonight, its called a winning streak. IT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE."

FAIL. this is from Major League Part Deux

I heard Black Hammer/ White Lightning was actually coming out

Taylor: That's my wife...
Hayes: Does he know that?
Vaughn: Want me to drag him outa here, beat the shit out of him?

darbypitcher22 wrote:

jmog wrote:

My personal favorite...

"Lou Brown: Ok, guys. We've won two games in a row. If we win tonight, its called a winning streak. IT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE."

FAIL. this is from Major League Part Deux

Actually this is from the original Major League but it's not totally correct.

"We won a game yesterday, if we win today, that's 2 in a row. If we win one tomorrow, that's called a winning streak. It has happened before.

Harry Doyle - The postgame show is brought to you by.......ummm.......I can't find it, the hell with it!

Willie Mays Hays - I knew we should have gotten a live chicken.

I'm pretty sure its not from the original Major League.

Lou didn't have a heart attack in the original Major League. This is the beginning of the clubhouse scene where everyone starts making excuses

This movie never gets old.....