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mtrulz
Posts: 2,905
Feb 9, 2010 2:12pm
Okay so what should I get my girlfriend?
NO ARROGENT TROLLS IN MY THREAD.
NO ARROGENT TROLLS IN MY THREAD.
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Feb 9, 2010 2:12pm
Pearl necklace.
/thread
/thread
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Feb 9, 2010 2:13pm
Jelly Chocolate Dream.
UA5straightin2008
Posts: 3,246
Feb 9, 2010 2:14pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21479321
vulva pendant
(click for a good laugh, maybe NSFW)
vulva pendant
(click for a good laugh, maybe NSFW)
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mtrulz
Posts: 2,905
Feb 9, 2010 2:16pm
^^Leave.
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Feb 9, 2010 2:17pm
You should leave this site as a valentine's gift to us fag
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mtrulz
Posts: 2,905
Feb 9, 2010 2:19pm
^^Leave.
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Feb 9, 2010 2:20pm
Not trying to be a dick, but don't spend a whole lot of money on her. You're fifteen (I guess) so there's no need to spend a ton of money on a girl that you probably won't be dating a month from now.
Go buy her one of those cheap $2 stuffed animals and a card from Walgreens and enjoy a night of heavy petting.
That way, when the "relationship" ends, you won't be pissed that you dropped a lot of money on some chick because of a made up holiday. If you were older, and the relationship was more serious...then you would have to worry about getting her something nice.
Go buy her one of those cheap $2 stuffed animals and a card from Walgreens and enjoy a night of heavy petting.
That way, when the "relationship" ends, you won't be pissed that you dropped a lot of money on some chick because of a made up holiday. If you were older, and the relationship was more serious...then you would have to worry about getting her something nice.
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mtrulz
Posts: 2,905
Feb 9, 2010 2:22pm
^^Yeah I'm 15.
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Upper90
Posts: 1,095
Feb 9, 2010 2:22pm
I kinda agree with Sherm.
I mean, ideally, you'll date a girl that won't put stock into a joke of a holiday such as this. But, if you are, at your "age"/possible level of commitment, might as well just go with a cheap stuffed animal, and a nice card with a heartfelt message (written by you, not some card company) in it.
I mean, ideally, you'll date a girl that won't put stock into a joke of a holiday such as this. But, if you are, at your "age"/possible level of commitment, might as well just go with a cheap stuffed animal, and a nice card with a heartfelt message (written by you, not some card company) in it.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Feb 9, 2010 2:25pm
He receives...doesn't give.gorocks99 wrote: Pearl necklace.
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But might I suggest some new hand lotion? That'll get your 'girlfriend' all nice and soft and moisturized!
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mtrulz
Posts: 2,905
Feb 9, 2010 2:27pm
^^Broke the rule: No arrogent trolls in my thread.
Lotion would be a nice gift. I'll ask her what her favorite brand/scent is.
Lotion would be a nice gift. I'll ask her what her favorite brand/scent is.
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Crew Love
Posts: 242
Feb 9, 2010 2:29pm
Hilarious, but in my opinion, the inclusion of the image is definitely crossing the line in trying to keep this site moderately work-safe. I'd hate to be the sorry bastard who opens this thread as his boss - or even a co-worker - walks by.UA5straightin2008 wrote: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21479321
vulva pendant
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THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Feb 9, 2010 2:30pm
Maybe a nice pair of gloves to keep her warm while you are out on your paper route or something.
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mtrulz
Posts: 2,905
Feb 9, 2010 2:32pm
^^Her hands warm you mean? If it's what I think you're saying, LEAVE.
UA5straightin2008
Posts: 3,246
Feb 9, 2010 2:33pm
fixed it for ya, i didnt think it was that bad i mean it is a legitimate thing that they sell and people do buy them, but then again, i see what your sayingCrew Love wrote:Hilarious, but in my opinion, the inclusion of the image is definitely crossing the line in trying to keep this site moderately work-safe. I'd hate to be the sorry bastard who opens this thread as his boss - or even a co-worker - walks by.UA5straightin2008 wrote: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21479321
vulva pendant
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THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Feb 9, 2010 2:37pm
Not her hands, I mean HER.mtrulz wrote: ^^Her hands warm you mean? If it's what I think you're saying, LEAVE.
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mtrulz
Posts: 2,905
Feb 9, 2010 2:38pm
^^LEAVE.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Feb 9, 2010 2:39pm
Go back to 3rd grade and learn to spell. Or at least look it up next time. Hell..even the site highlights it for you when you misspell a word, ratard. Does your hand answer you when you ask it questions? That's disturbing.mtrulz wrote: ^^Broke the rule: No arrogent trolls in my thread.
Lotion would be a nice gift. I'll ask her what her favorite brand/scent is.
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Feb 9, 2010 3:04pm
mtrulz- You're asking advice so here's my 2 cents:
1. You need to not respond to posts that bum you out. Writing "^^^LEAVE" just fuels the fire. Just ignore the nonsense. I've found that in most cases, the best thing said is what you don't say.
2. I agree with the sherm about your V-Day thing. I'd go cheap with a card and maybe a cute little/cheap stuffed panther or a black and white hair scrunchy she can wear when she cheers. Be sure to personalize/romantisize the card by saying something like the next time you go out, she gets as many kisses as points you score in your next game.
1. You need to not respond to posts that bum you out. Writing "^^^LEAVE" just fuels the fire. Just ignore the nonsense. I've found that in most cases, the best thing said is what you don't say.
2. I agree with the sherm about your V-Day thing. I'd go cheap with a card and maybe a cute little/cheap stuffed panther or a black and white hair scrunchy she can wear when she cheers. Be sure to personalize/romantisize the card by saying something like the next time you go out, she gets as many kisses as points you score in your next game.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Feb 9, 2010 3:06pm
a cream filled twinkie 
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Feb 9, 2010 3:07pm
^^^ In a double wrapper
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dancinbear
Posts: 236
Feb 9, 2010 3:08pm
yep go cheap as long as you can....if you get her something nice this year, it'll set a precedent for the rest of the vdays that you're with her.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Feb 9, 2010 3:16pm
Since you don't actually have a girlfriend this is easy....NOTHING!!
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Feb 9, 2010 3:30pm
^^^LMAO--'nuff said!!!