If I hear ONE MORE stupid commercial for those stupid, shallow, effortless, selfish, annoying, lame-a$$ products........I'm gonna kill puppies, or something.

Every Valentines Day & Christmas, we have to be BOMBARDED - every 5 minutes - by there lame-a$$ comercials.....I can't stand it ANYMORE.

Ladies, - please kick the liv'in crap out of every guy buying this stuff. Every comercial blatantly promises the guy that he will get laid if he buys you their crap. They even include a "DO Not Disturb" sign in one of their gifts. On the TeddyBear commercial you hear "orgasmic moans" when the girl and her friends open the gift, and one says "it's sooo much bigger than I thought it would be". Then they promise she will be so appreciative that she will give you something in return. GIVE ME A F'N BREAK!
And WHAT THE HELL is a lavender sashae ? .......WTF !!!!!!!

When it comes to my wife, I'm a forgetful, unthoughtful, knuckle-dragger,....but even I can see through the shallow marketing blitz they put us through....relentlessly.....EVERY HOLIDAY!

I'd bet money that both those products are made by the same lame company.


Thanks, ....that was HuddleTherapy., -------I'm better now.

ua, you need to learn to balance out your cool story posts...using them too much makes you look more annoying and kills the whole point of them..just saying...

o rly?