Which Seinfeld Character are You?

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Feb 8, 2010 7:41 AM
(Descriptions taken from Wikipedia... I added Newman, as I thought he was frequent enough)

Jerry Seinfeld — Jerry is the show's central character. He is a stand-up comedian who is often portrayed as "the voice of reason" amidst all the insanity generated by the people in his world. The character is a slight germophobe and a neat freak, as well as an avid Superman and breakfast cereal fan. Jerry's apartment is the center of a world visited by his eccentric friends George, Elaine, and Kramer. Plot lines often involve Jerry's romantic relationships. He typically finds small, silly reasons to stop dating women; in one episode, he breaks up with a woman because she eats her peas one at a time; in another, it is because, although a beautiful model, she has overly-large "man hands."

George Costanza — George is Jerry's best friend. He is cheap, dishonest, petty and often envious of others' achievements. He is often portrayed as a loser who is insecure about his capabilities. He frequently complains and lies about his profession, relationships, and almost everything else, which usually creates trouble for him later. He often uses an alias ("Art Vandelay") when lying or concocting a cover story. George was once succinctly described by Elaine as a "short, stocky, slow-witted, bald man." Despite these shortcomings, George managed to date numerous women and achieved a successful career as Assistant to the Traveling Secretary for the New York Yankees. He fantasizes and occasionally pretends to be an architect and once pretended to be a marine biologist.

Elaine Benes — Elaine is Jerry's ex-girlfriend. She is intelligent and assertive, but superficial. She sometimes has a tendency to be very honest with people, which often gets her into trouble. She often gets caught up in her boyfriends' habits, her eccentric employers' unusual demands, and the unkindness of total strangers. A recurring theme for Elaine is her frustrating inability to find Mr. Right; she also goes through an on/off relationship with David Puddy throughout Seasons 6 and 9. One of Elaine's trademark moves is her forceful shove while screaming "get out" when she receives good or shocking news. Another is her memorable "little kicks". She is the only woman who is able to get along as one of the boys.

Cosmo Kramer — Kramer is Jerry's "wacky neighbor". His trademarks include his humorous upright pompadour hairstyle, vintage clothing and his energetic sliding bursts through Jerry's apartment door. At times, he acts naive, dense, and almost child-like, yet randomly shows astonishing insight into human behavior. Indeed, his oddities aside, Kramer is often the only main character acting with any sort of apparent conscience, and is typically the only one to lobby for maintaining social decorum in order to appease acquaintances. Although he never holds a steady job, he often invents wacky schemes which usually work at first but eventually fail at the end. Among these are coffee table books about coffee tables (for which he appeared on Live with Regis and Kathie Lee), and a brassiere for men called the "Bro" (or Manssiere suggested by Frank Costanza).

Newman — An overweight and despicable, though curiously well-educated, postal worker. He is known as Kramer's accomplice and Jerry's nemesis and is a neighbor of both (Apartment 5E). He usually goes out of his way to make Jerry's life miserable. He also loves eating and being obnoxious in Jerry's apartment. He is the most frequently recurring character, from his first appearance in the show's third season through to the last episode.
Feb 8, 2010 7:41am
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Feb 8, 2010 8:37 AM
Feb 8, 2010 8:37am
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Feb 8, 2010 8:51 AM
Cosmo Kramer for me.
Feb 8, 2010 8:51am
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Strapping Young Lad

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Feb 8, 2010 10:38 AM
Can't-Stand-Ya, Can't-Stand-Ya
Feb 8, 2010 10:38am
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Mar 28, 2010 5:53 PM
wow, this thread took off!!!
Mar 28, 2010 5:53pm
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darbypitcher22

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Mar 28, 2010 5:58 PM
Most people would probably say I have Jerry's personality based on that description.

Thank God I'm not Newman
Mar 28, 2010 5:58pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Mar 28, 2010 6:18 PM
coyotes22 wrote: wow, this thread took off!!!
HAHA
HAHAHA
HAHAHAHA

Thanks for reviving it, lol.
Mar 28, 2010 6:18pm
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Mar 28, 2010 6:27 PM
Me=Kramer
Mar 28, 2010 6:27pm
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Mar 28, 2010 7:32 PM
Tough call I would have to say Jerry based on level headedness, but george based on appearence. "neuman you wouldn't eat Broccoli if it was covered in Chocolate sauce". Vile weed.
Mar 28, 2010 7:32pm
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Mar 28, 2010 10:31 PM
I guess Elaine, by default. Plus
She is intelligent and assertive.........
She is the only woman who is able to get along as one of the boys.
Mar 28, 2010 10:31pm
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Mar 28, 2010 10:38 PM
None of the above. Seinfeld sucks
Mar 28, 2010 10:38pm
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Mar 28, 2010 11:42 PM
Jerry. My favorite show. Good thread.
Mar 28, 2010 11:42pm
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Belly35

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Mar 29, 2010 12:02 AM
Belly ....... "the voice of reason" ........ that works
Mar 29, 2010 12:02am
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Apr 21, 2010 12:56 AM
ahhh, what the hell. Its late, Im bored!!

Round 3!!
Apr 21, 2010 12:56am
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Apr 21, 2010 8:27 AM
Coyote, WTF?
Apr 21, 2010 8:27am
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Apr 21, 2010 8:44 AM
With the little I've seen this show and reading the descriptions above I'm going with a cross of George and Kramer. The description of Elaine saying, "assertive, but superficial. She sometimes has a tendency to be very honest with people, which often gets her into trouble." is also fitting.

Edit- Does the fact whenever I attend an indoor event I bring hand sanitizer, make me a germophobe? Ha!
Apr 21, 2010 8:44am
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Apr 21, 2010 7:15 PM
ernest_t_bass wrote: Coyote, WTF?
WHAT!!!! I was bored!!! :D
Apr 21, 2010 7:15pm
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Apr 21, 2010 8:20 PM
LTrain23 wrote: None of the above. Seinfeld sucks
Blasphemy!!!!!

I voted Jerry as I am usually the voice of reason.
Apr 21, 2010 8:20pm
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Apr 21, 2010 8:59 PM
Me = David Putty
Apr 21, 2010 8:59pm
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Apr 21, 2010 9:00 PM
More like Newman ^^^^^^^^^^
Apr 21, 2010 9:00pm
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skank

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Apr 21, 2010 9:01 PM
OK Soup Nazi.
Apr 21, 2010 9:01pm
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Apr 21, 2010 9:05 PM
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!
Apr 21, 2010 9:05pm