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DeyDurkie5

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Feb 5, 2010 11:45 PM
Who dominates the online poker as much as I do?

Actually I get fucked more than a 50 year old single mom's 12 inch dildo and it pisses me off. If you want to win, you go all in with the worst hand and draw out against Pocket A's or K's...by the way I'm on FullTilt
Feb 5, 2010 11:45pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Feb 5, 2010 11:51 PM
Pokerstars and I agree.. I've never lost on a river card as much as I do online.
Feb 5, 2010 11:51pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Feb 5, 2010 11:52 PM
yeah I have a pokerstars account, but I don't think you can play it on a Mac
Feb 5, 2010 11:52pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Feb 6, 2010 12:05 AM
flop top 2 pair, calls my all in re-raise with a 2 outer straight draw and hits runner runner for the straight lol unreal
Feb 6, 2010 12:05am
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karen lotz

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Feb 6, 2010 12:17 AM
Yeah I just recently cashed out my money from full tilt. Just went on an awful run where I was consistently getting my money in with best hand only to have someone hit runner runner. I've played on a few others but not in a while. What other sites do you like?
Feb 6, 2010 12:17am
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Rotinaj

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Feb 6, 2010 12:19 AM
I used to play on Bodog and stopped putting money in because of the insane amount of bad beats. I now only play with money I win in freerolls.
Feb 6, 2010 12:19am
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DeyDurkie5

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Feb 6, 2010 12:55 AM
karen lotz wrote: Yeah I just recently cashed out my money from full tilt. Just went on an awful run where I was consistently getting my money in with best hand only to have someone hit runner runner. I've played on a few others but not in a while. What other sites do you like?
I like pokerstars and fulltilt...any online site is going to fuck you over is pretty much what I have learned from playing online the past 4 years
Feb 6, 2010 12:55am
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karen lotz

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Feb 6, 2010 1:11 AM
I'll have to try pokerstars. I have a friend who plays full time and is doing pretty well. He is supposed to teach me his "system." What types of games do you play? Sit n Gos? MTTs? Ring Games?
Feb 6, 2010 1:11am
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Feb 6, 2010 1:35 AM
Online poker seems to give a lot of bad beats, but I think you get just as many bad beats playing in a live game too. The difference is, online poker, you can a lot more hands over the course the night, which means you are going to have on average more bad beats.

Pokerstars for me, but I rarely play on there anymore.
Feb 6, 2010 1:35am
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DeyDurkie5

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Feb 6, 2010 1:35 AM
I stick to ring games and sit n go's...for sit n go's I do the lower buy in turbo games with anywhere from 54-180 players. You literally get a hand, and go all in and it's perfect for online play because well fuck it haha as far as ring I stick to lower level blinds to build my bank roll and usually only play top 7 hands and i play them aggressively.

When I do have time though, i love playing in huge tourneys because the payout is so much that you get lucky in one and you make a lot of money...I am curious to what your friend's system is..PM if you don't mind when you find his out
Feb 6, 2010 1:35am
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Feb 6, 2010 1:37 AM
karen lotz wrote: I'll have to try pokerstars. I have a friend who plays full time and is doing pretty well. He is supposed to teach me his "system." What types of games do you play? Sit n Gos? MTTs? Ring Games?
Yeah, let me know the system as well.
Feb 6, 2010 1:37am
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Feb 6, 2010 1:52 AM
I actually will. He has several people, I think he said 5 right now, that play underneath him. He stakes them initially, teaches them how he plays (game types, limits, style of play, etc). He gets a percentage of the winnings, anywhere between 30-40% depending on how much of an investment he made. He plays mostly heads up games now himself. Looks for weaker players and then cleans them out. I laughed when he told me he had a "system" but it must be working for him. He just made an offer on a condo in Florida and if it goes through, he will write a check for it. If I do get going on this and actually start doing well, I will for sure do the same thing as far as getting people to play under me.
Feb 6, 2010 1:52am
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Feb 6, 2010 2:06 AM
I play full time. That's actually what I do as well. In fact have between 8-12 players consistently playing under me right now on 3 different sites. A lot of money to be made out there. Not going to boast about my winnings on here, but my system works. If anyone is intrerested, pm me. I used to play 8-14 hours daily, now most of time is spent teaching, down to Big buy in MTT's and Med/High Ring while tourneying. Either way, good luck.
Feb 6, 2010 2:06am
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Feb 6, 2010 3:52 AM
karen lotz wrote: I actually will. He has several people, I think he said 5 right now, that play underneath him. He stakes them initially, teaches them how he plays (game types, limits, style of play, etc). He gets a percentage of the winnings, anywhere between 30-40% depending on how much of an investment he made. He plays mostly heads up games now himself. Looks for weaker players and then cleans them out. I laughed when he told me he had a "system" but it must be working for him. He just made an offer on a condo in Florida and if it goes through, he will write a check for it. If I do get going on this and actually start doing well, I will for sure do the same thing as far as getting people to play under me.
Feb 6, 2010 3:52am
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DeyDurkie5

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Feb 6, 2010 11:45 AM
disco stu wrote: I play full time. That's actually what I do as well. In fact have between 8-12 players consistently playing under me right now on 3 different sites. A lot of money to be made out there. Not going to boast about my winnings on here, but my system works. If anyone is intrerested, pm me. I used to play 8-14 hours daily, now most of time is spent teaching, down to Big buy in MTT's and Med/High Ring while tourneying. Either way, good luck.
would love to hear your system
Feb 6, 2010 11:45am
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derek bomar

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Feb 6, 2010 12:01 PM
I won 600 last night on Pstars
Feb 6, 2010 12:01pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Feb 6, 2010 12:04 PM
derek bomar wrote: I won 600 last night on Pstars
ring or tourney you surnabitch
Feb 6, 2010 12:04pm
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Feb 6, 2010 12:08 PM
Ive been playing online for the last 5 and a half years and I've learned that it doesnt matter what site your on there is always bad beats and many idiotic players who go allin with crap and win. Currently Im playing on FT.
Feb 6, 2010 12:08pm
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Feb 6, 2010 12:50 PM
Can somebody please tell me how I can play using real money on pokerstars? I've been playing on there around 5 months and have looked on the internet how to add money to an account, but what it shows on the internet, i dont have on my program?
Feb 6, 2010 12:50pm
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Feb 6, 2010 1:15 PM
Pick6 wrote: Can somebody please tell me how I can play using real money on pokerstars? I've been playing on there around 5 months and have looked on the internet how to add money to an account, but what it shows on the internet, i dont have on my program?
pokerstars.com
go to the real money tab
download the software
go to cashier and deposit money
Feb 6, 2010 1:15pm
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derek bomar

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Feb 6, 2010 1:54 PM
sit n gos
Feb 6, 2010 1:54pm
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I drain 3's

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Feb 6, 2010 4:30 PM
Online poker is so ridiculous it's not even funny. I quit playing years ago, and here's why. I don't remember how all the betting went down and stuff, but I know I had pocket Aces. Flop turns up two aces and a paint card. Pretty sure I go all in at this point, as i'm sitting with quad Aces. The guy calls, and hits runner runner for a royal flush. Such bullshit, that I've never seriously played online poker since then.
Feb 6, 2010 4:30pm
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Feb 6, 2010 4:43 PM
I drain 3's wrote: Online poker is so ridiculous it's not even funny. I quit playing years ago, and here's why. I don't remember how all the betting went down and stuff, but I know I had pocket Aces. Flop turns up two aces and a paint card. Pretty sure I go all in at this point, as i'm sitting with quad Aces. The guy calls, and hits runner runner for a royal flush. Such bullshit, that I've never seriously played online poker since then.
wow, that is as bad as it gets friend
Feb 6, 2010 4:43pm
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disco stu

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Feb 6, 2010 10:07 PM
Not a pyramid or ponzi as I am taking in 50% of losses, and getting 33% on earnings. Plus I wouldn't share my system if I had the time anymore to grind. If anyone is curious how it works pm me, I am not trying to rope you into anything as I doubt there are too many on here that could be staked
Feb 6, 2010 10:07pm
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Feb 7, 2010 10:28 AM
I drain 3's wrote: Online poker is so ridiculous it's not even funny. I quit playing years ago, and here's why. I don't remember how all the betting went down and stuff, but I know I had pocket Aces. Flop turns up two aces and a paint card. Pretty sure I go all in at this point, as i'm sitting with quad Aces. The guy calls, and hits runner runner for a royal flush. Such bullshit, that I've never seriously played online poker since then.
thats rough man...A buddy of mine flopped a set of aces and the guy that raised preflop bet and my friend went over the top all in and the guy called.....With 77 and caught runner runner for quad 7's. This was a $150 raise this man called with that..This is one reason why i will always have it in the back of my mind that some hands are rigged.
Feb 7, 2010 10:28am