Cat Food Flambe'
Posts: 1,230
Feb 5, 2010 7:29pm
Inspired by the "post-party favorite food thread"...
What usually tips you off that your husband/wife, BF/GF, etc., has had that proverbial "one too many" (hopefully a not-too-frequent occurrence :s)?
I'm referring to something that takes place BEFORE they get to the point where are passed out on the floor, or doing the old Technicolor Yawn in the bathroom.
In our pre-parenting days, I always knew that Lady D'Friskies had had just a little too much when she wanted to go get breakfast at a 24-hour diner after we left the party or bar. It usually didn't end well.
What usually tips you off that your husband/wife, BF/GF, etc., has had that proverbial "one too many" (hopefully a not-too-frequent occurrence :s)?
I'm referring to something that takes place BEFORE they get to the point where are passed out on the floor, or doing the old Technicolor Yawn in the bathroom.
In our pre-parenting days, I always knew that Lady D'Friskies had had just a little too much when she wanted to go get breakfast at a 24-hour diner after we left the party or bar. It usually didn't end well.
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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Feb 5, 2010 7:30pm
She starts speaking to me in German.
ytownfootball
Posts: 6,978
Feb 5, 2010 7:33pm
When the loveseat in the family room somehow resembles a toilet.
Never has she not been caught up with....yet.
Never has she not been caught up with....yet.
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Feb 5, 2010 7:35pm
When she somehow brings up this chicks name she swears I was railing behind her back. Everytime.
Scarlet_Fever
Posts: 736
Feb 5, 2010 7:36pm
whenever she mentions us heading to the bedroom. She's way past her limit. 
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Feb 5, 2010 7:38pm
She starts singing. Lol
Bio-Hazzzzard
Posts: 1,027
Feb 5, 2010 7:50pm
She becomes a motor mouth closely followed by looking into the porcelain bus
mexappeal12
Posts: 489
Feb 5, 2010 7:51pm
he starts asking me if i want to get married and have his children one day... yikes
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Feb 5, 2010 7:56pm
I have discovered that there is a direct correlation between my wife's drunkeness and how closed here eyes are.
The more closed they are; the drunker she is. The nice thing is that she can handler herself and knows her limit. Once the eyes are completely closed; not 1 more sip.
The more closed they are; the drunker she is. The nice thing is that she can handler herself and knows her limit. Once the eyes are completely closed; not 1 more sip.
rookie_j70
Posts: 677
Feb 5, 2010 9:24pm
when she calls me for a 3 am booty call.
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berry
Posts: 475
Feb 5, 2010 9:34pm
She starts singing into the vibrator.
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Feb 5, 2010 9:37pm
She'll start to worry about every person in the group. She'll start pulling girls away from dudes on the dance floor, calling cabs for people, and usually will start crying over something stupid at some point.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Feb 5, 2010 9:37pm
She starts using her outdoor voice and i gotta slap it back inside.
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This_DJ_3
Posts: 269
Feb 5, 2010 10:41pm
she starts saying "i'm not drunk"
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DESCENTdmc
Posts: 372
Feb 5, 2010 11:10pm
ccrunner hits her in the face
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Feb 6, 2010 2:42am
Her: She falls asleep without notice.
Me: I start quoting either standup comedy from Mitch Hedberg or lines from the TV series Arrested Development.
Me: I start quoting either standup comedy from Mitch Hedberg or lines from the TV series Arrested Development.
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Feb 6, 2010 8:52am
I don't know if I've ever seen my wife completely drunk. I don't know if I want to.
I though it was interesting that Manhatten said his wife starts speaking German. I usually get that unless she has had a drink or two. Then she calms down and speaks English to me and the kids!
I though it was interesting that Manhatten said his wife starts speaking German. I usually get that unless she has had a drink or two. Then she calms down and speaks English to me and the kids!
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cbus4life
Posts: 2,849
Feb 6, 2010 9:03am
When she actually sucks my penis.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Feb 6, 2010 9:14am
While sitting on the couch she falls over laughing at something she said
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raiderbuck
Posts: 1,623
Feb 6, 2010 10:32am
When she starts randomly laughing, or just starts singing songs from Sister Act II
brutus161
Posts: 1,686
Feb 6, 2010 11:17am
When she allows anal.
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fan_from_texas
Posts: 2,693
Feb 6, 2010 3:56pm
I don't think I've ever seen Mrs. FFT really hammered. She isn't much of a drinker, and when she does drink, it's usually just one or two drinks.
Stiffman
Posts: 512
Feb 7, 2010 12:29pm
she comes home late...gets in the bedroom....wakes me up by slapping me on the ass and asking "who's horny?"