I hope no one comes in my office before I go....

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Fab1b
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Feb 4, 2010 10:20pm
My farts are rank tonight!! Another 40 mins before I jet out, hope no one decides they need to come to my office for anything or they will be greeted with a nice aroma!!
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GoChiefs
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Feb 4, 2010 10:27pm
*Insert predictable cool story bro pic here* :D But really..that's ummm...great?
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dwccrew
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Feb 4, 2010 10:27pm
Ok, I'll say it

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bcubed
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Feb 4, 2010 10:28pm
I had such loud gas today that my wife could hear them from the basement while she was exercising!
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dwccrew
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Feb 4, 2010 10:28pm
GoChiefs wrote: *Insert predictable cool story bro pic here* :D But really..that's ummm...great?
Damn you! We posted at the same time, I was just a split second too slow.
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Fab1b
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Feb 4, 2010 10:29pm
See farts are always funny unless a girl farts, that is unacceptable!!
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End of Line
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Feb 4, 2010 10:29pm
Hahahaha. I had some bad ones earlier. I about made my self throw up.
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Timber
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Feb 4, 2010 10:30pm
Always interested in the cause of the gas... Usually some incredible food involved.
Name the cause...
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Fab1b
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Feb 4, 2010 10:31pm
Could have been the beef stew for dinner!!
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GoChiefs
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Feb 4, 2010 10:32pm
mmmmmm...beef stew...that sounds good!
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End of Line
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Feb 4, 2010 10:32pm
Haha.
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dwccrew
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Feb 4, 2010 10:32pm
Fab1b wrote: See farts are always funny unless a girl farts, that is unacceptable!!
I disagree. Girl farts are funny because of how embarassed they get.
Fab1b wrote: Could have been the beef stew for dinner!!
Beef stew causes Poo poo stew and poop soup.
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Timber
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Feb 4, 2010 10:33pm
Jambalaya rocks
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ytownfootball
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Feb 4, 2010 10:34pm
Don't open the door before you leave and proudly crop dust your way all the way to the car. Be sure to make eye contact.
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End of Line
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Feb 4, 2010 10:35pm
This kind of Beef Stew???? :D

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bcubed
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Feb 4, 2010 10:35pm
No snow we go! wrote: Jambalaya rocks
Agree!
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Fab1b
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Feb 4, 2010 10:39pm
I love beef stew :)
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dwccrew
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Feb 4, 2010 10:41pm
Fab1b wrote: I love beef stew :)
Me too, but I hate poop soup
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Fab1b
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Feb 4, 2010 10:41pm
T-minus 19 minutes till I go stink up my house my girl is gonna love me tonight!
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majorspark
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Feb 4, 2010 10:48pm
I have bad luck with this. Sometimes I think it is safe to let one slip by... 15 seconds later someone is knocking on my office door. Lucky for me they have always been male co-workers. Its amazing they can keep a straight face during the conversation when you know damn well they smell shit. I am learning to play it safe and crop dust around the water fountain in the atrium which is outside my office door.
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Timber
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Feb 4, 2010 11:00pm
I had a boss that used to drop bomb's, and then he would proceed to leave the shop (nice store.)
Then the customer(s) would walk in and the place smelled like 8 miles of arse!! They thought I died.... Used to piss me off to no end. LOL