iTit

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Nate
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Jan 29, 2010 9:04am
Apple has announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music! The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.


Thoughts?
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ohiotiger33
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Jan 29, 2010 9:08am
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vball10set
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Jan 29, 2010 9:11am
pics??
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coyotes22
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Jan 29, 2010 9:19am
Thanks for keeping us abreast of the latest developments.
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ohiotiger33
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Jan 29, 2010 9:20am
LOL^^ Well played.
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coyotes22
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Jan 29, 2010 9:21am
vball10set wrote:pics??
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coyotes22
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Jan 29, 2010 9:22am
Oh, btw, seeing that PC memory is made from silicon and most breast implants are silicon based, can you imagine how many songs you could store on DD's?
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Nate
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Jan 29, 2010 9:27am
coyotes22 wrote: Oh, btw, seeing that PC memory is made from silicon and most breast implants are silicon based, can you imagine how many songs you could store on DD's?
A billion gigs worth.
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fortfan
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Jan 29, 2010 9:44am
Could listen in stereo?
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Devils Advocate
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Jan 29, 2010 9:45am
Ive seen the Shuffle and the Nano. I hope this one is closer to the "Touch"
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Stiffman
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Jan 29, 2010 12:38pm
I found some cup sizes online:

AA - as in amen, but twice! or hey hey (AA) look at them itits!
BB - smaller size, for the conservative woman
CC - for the women who likes to show off - see see my itits
DvD - big and able to record music and movies - might have a video player in the future