ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 29, 2010 8:52am
We have random thoughts, post count uppers, blah, blah, blah.
Let's have a random poetry thread. Why? To piss BRF off.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I
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I slit a sheet
A sheet I slit
And on the slitted sheet I sit
Let's have a random poetry thread. Why? To piss BRF off.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I
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I slit a sheet
A sheet I slit
And on the slitted sheet I sit
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jan 29, 2010 8:59am
There once was a man from Nantucket...
You know the rest
You know the rest
P
pepperpot
Posts: 646
Jan 29, 2010 9:17am
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ernest-t-bass
Is such an ass
Violets are blue
Ernest-t-bass
Is such an ass
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jan 29, 2010 9:27am
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her,
And said, "Hey! What's in the bowl, bitch!"
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her,
And said, "Hey! What's in the bowl, bitch!"
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 29, 2010 9:27am
Pepperpot, funny he's notpepperpot wrote: Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ernest-t-bass
Is such an ass
He likes to drink and eat his snot.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jan 29, 2010 9:27am
just for ernest:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I fucked your mother in the ass
And she had you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I fucked your mother in the ass
And she had you
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jan 29, 2010 9:29am
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
and he gave her a bone of his own!
Went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
and he gave her a bone of his own!
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 29, 2010 9:32am
Love Dice Clay!coyotes22 wrote: Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her,
And said, "Hey! What's in the bowl, bitch!"
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 29, 2010 9:34am
Hickory dickory dock
Your mom was sucking my co**
The clock struck two, I spit my goo
And dropped her off at the next block, OH!
Your mom was sucking my co**
The clock struck two, I spit my goo
And dropped her off at the next block, OH!
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jan 29, 2010 9:35am
Georgey porgey, puddin' and pie,
Jerked off in his girlfriend eye.
And when that eye was dried and shut,
Georgey f*d that one-eyed slu
Jerked off in his girlfriend eye.
And when that eye was dried and shut,
Georgey f*d that one-eyed slu
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Jan 29, 2010 9:41am
When things are slow
and kind of dead
why not start
a stupid thead
and when you're called
a big asshole
why not add
a fucking poll.....
and kind of dead
why not start
a stupid thead
and when you're called
a big asshole
why not add
a fucking poll.....
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 29, 2010 9:49am
^^^^^
Hey, I might need to add a poll. That's a good idea!!!
Hey, I might need to add a poll. That's a good idea!!!
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jan 29, 2010 9:52am
who's a bigger douche?
1. mtrulz
2. mtrulz
multiple choice!!!
1. mtrulz
2. mtrulz
multiple choice!!!
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 29, 2010 10:52am
Jack and Jill ran up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter...
Jill came down with two fifty! OHHH!!
Jill came down with two fifty! OHHH!!
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jan 29, 2010 11:02am
^^^^
what a slut!!!
what a slut!!!
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jan 29, 2010 11:02am
Three blind mice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
What the f* are they going to do? OHHHHH
What the f* are they going to do? OHHHHH
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Feb 12, 2010 10:37pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im schizophrenic
And so am I
Violets are blue
Im schizophrenic
And so am I
UA5straightin2008
Posts: 3,246
Feb 12, 2010 10:49pm
coyotes22 wrote: Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im schizophrenic
And so am I
real original coyotesernest_t_bass wrote:
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Feb 12, 2010 11:25pm
Now why would a thread on poetry "piss me off"? I like to make stupid poems. I like reading stupid poems.
This is NOT a stupid poem, though:
When you go to kiss your honey
And you find her nose is runny
Do not think it's funny
....cause it's not!......................."snot".............................bubbles that is, swimming pools, movie stars.
This is NOT a stupid poem, though:
+1 from BRF...............that is rich!Devils Advocate wrote: When things are slow
and kind of dead
why not start
a stupid thead
and when you're called
a big asshole
why not add
a fucking poll.....
When you go to kiss your honey
And you find her nose is runny
Do not think it's funny
....cause it's not!......................."snot".............................bubbles that is, swimming pools, movie stars.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Feb 12, 2010 11:33pm
oppps.UA5straightin2008 wrote:coyotes22 wrote: Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im schizophrenic
And so am Ireal original coyotesernest_t_bass wrote:
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Feb 12, 2010 11:34pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pigs are fat
And so are you
Violets are blue
Pigs are fat
And so are you