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ernest_t_bass

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Jan 29, 2010 8:52 AM
We have random thoughts, post count uppers, blah, blah, blah.

Let's have a random poetry thread. Why? To piss BRF off. :)


Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I

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I slit a sheet
A sheet I slit
And on the slitted sheet I sit
Jan 29, 2010 8:52am
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THE4RINGZ

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Jan 29, 2010 8:59 AM
There once was a man from Nantucket...
You know the rest
Jan 29, 2010 8:59am
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pepperpot

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646 posts
Jan 29, 2010 9:17 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ernest-t-bass
Is such an ass
Jan 29, 2010 9:17am
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Jan 29, 2010 9:27 AM
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her,
And said, "Hey! What's in the bowl, bitch!"
Jan 29, 2010 9:27am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

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Jan 29, 2010 9:27 AM
pepperpot wrote: Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ernest-t-bass
Is such an ass
Pepperpot, funny he's not
He likes to drink and eat his snot.
Jan 29, 2010 9:27am
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coyotes22

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Jan 29, 2010 9:27 AM
just for ernest:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I fucked your mother in the ass
And she had you
Jan 29, 2010 9:27am
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coyotes22

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Jan 29, 2010 9:29 AM
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone

But when she bent over,
Rover took over
and he gave her a bone of his own!
Jan 29, 2010 9:29am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

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Jan 29, 2010 9:32 AM
coyotes22 wrote: Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her,
And said, "Hey! What's in the bowl, bitch!"
Love Dice Clay!
Jan 29, 2010 9:32am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Jan 29, 2010 9:34 AM
Hickory dickory dock
Your mom was sucking my co**
The clock struck two, I spit my goo
And dropped her off at the next block, OH!
Jan 29, 2010 9:34am
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coyotes22

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Jan 29, 2010 9:35 AM
Georgey porgey, puddin' and pie,
Jerked off in his girlfriend eye.
And when that eye was dried and shut,
Georgey f*d that one-eyed slu
Jan 29, 2010 9:35am
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Devils Advocate

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4,539 posts
Jan 29, 2010 9:41 AM
When things are slow
and kind of dead
why not start
a stupid thead


and when you're called
a big asshole
why not add
a fucking poll.....
Jan 29, 2010 9:41am
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ernest_t_bass

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Jan 29, 2010 9:49 AM
^^^^^
Hey, I might need to add a poll. That's a good idea!!! :D
Jan 29, 2010 9:49am
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coyotes22

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Jan 29, 2010 9:52 AM
who's a bigger douche?

1. mtrulz
2. mtrulz

multiple choice!!!
Jan 29, 2010 9:52am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

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Jan 29, 2010 10:52 AM
Jack and Jill ran up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter...

Jill came down with two fifty! OHHH!!
Jan 29, 2010 10:52am
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coyotes22

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Jan 29, 2010 11:02 AM
^^^^

what a slut!!!
Jan 29, 2010 11:02am
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coyotes22

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Jan 29, 2010 11:02 AM
Three blind mice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

What the f* are they going to do? OHHHHH
Jan 29, 2010 11:02am
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coyotes22

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Feb 12, 2010 10:37 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im schizophrenic
And so am I
Feb 12, 2010 10:37pm
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UA5straightin2008

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Feb 12, 2010 10:49 PM
coyotes22 wrote: Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im schizophrenic
And so am I
ernest_t_bass wrote:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I

real original coyotes :D
Feb 12, 2010 10:49pm
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BRF

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Feb 12, 2010 11:25 PM
Now why would a thread on poetry "piss me off"? I like to make stupid poems. I like reading stupid poems.

This is NOT a stupid poem, though:
Devils Advocate wrote: When things are slow
and kind of dead
why not start
a stupid thead


and when you're called
a big asshole
why not add
a fucking poll.....
+1 from BRF...............that is rich! :D



When you go to kiss your honey
And you find her nose is runny
Do not think it's funny

....cause it's not!......................."snot".............................bubbles that is, swimming pools, movie stars.
Feb 12, 2010 11:25pm
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coyotes22

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Feb 12, 2010 11:33 PM
UA5straightin2008 wrote:
coyotes22 wrote: Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im schizophrenic
And so am I
ernest_t_bass wrote:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I

real original coyotes :D
oppps. :D
Feb 12, 2010 11:33pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

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Feb 12, 2010 11:34 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pigs are fat
And so are you
Feb 12, 2010 11:34pm