Just got this via email. Thought it was funny enough to share.

and they've both screwed some of the same.

Tiger: "How's my sloppy seconds taste?"
Obama: "N**** please"
*Tiger's phone rings, Crossroads by Bone Thugz ringtone*
Tiger: "Hey boo...... Naww just chillin with Barack....."To Obama "Bring home some milk...." to phone "Aight boo, see you later."

"Take your name off your voice mail, my wife found my phone and she mightbe calling you."