I'm Not Gay (seriously)

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SnotBubbles
Jan 27, 2010 12:44pm
...but after eating my lunch today I'm pretty sure I could easily be convinced in to giving Ronald McDonald a blow job.

I :heart: McDonalds.
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OneBuckeye
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Jan 27, 2010 12:45pm
You would.
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DeyDurkie5
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Jan 27, 2010 12:45pm
i'd put it in his dutt
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Cleveland Buck
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Jan 27, 2010 12:46pm
Another dick thread. And you're not gay?
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SnotBubbles
Jan 27, 2010 12:47pm
I didn't say anything about dick.
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LJ
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Jan 27, 2010 12:47pm
Just exactly how fat are you?
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SnotBubbles
Jan 27, 2010 12:48pm
lol

I'm about 20 lbs "overweight"

So I call it "husky."
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Trueblue23
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Jan 27, 2010 12:48pm
Q: You know how I know you're gay?

A: You had to start a thread telling everyone you weren't gay.
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Cleveland Buck
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Jan 27, 2010 12:49pm
SnotBubbles wrote: I didn't say anything about dick.
Ok. What do you think a blowjob is?
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SnotBubbles
Jan 27, 2010 12:49pm
Every bite I take...it's like I'm eating baby angels....
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Con_Alma
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Jan 27, 2010 12:49pm
McDonald's is nasty food.
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SnotBubbles
Jan 27, 2010 12:50pm
Cleveland Buck wrote:
SnotBubbles wrote: I didn't say anything about dick.
Ok. What do you think a blowjob is?
I was using it as a figure of speech to describe how much I love McDonald's. I wouldn't actually slob on a clown's cock.
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SnotBubbles
Jan 27, 2010 12:51pm
I'm just trying to lighten things up again. Mike Clark is ruffling everyone's feathers.
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THE4RINGZ
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Jan 27, 2010 12:51pm
Why Ronald? Why not Mayor McCheese? See I am fat and nobody wants us, not even a closet flamer like somebody here.

Is it the red hair? Is that what makes you want him so much?
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SnotBubbles
Jan 27, 2010 12:52pm
I'd be the entire "McDonald's Crew's" whore. They could toss me around like a sack of potatoes!
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Jan 27, 2010 12:52pm
SnotBubbles wrote: I wouldn't actually slob on a clown's cock.
So you'd require him to take off the face paint first?
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SnotBubbles
Jan 27, 2010 12:53pm
Haha...I'm leaving this thread and never coming back.
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LJ
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Jan 27, 2010 12:55pm
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sjmvsfscs08
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Jan 27, 2010 12:56pm
SnotBubbles wrote: I wouldn't actually slob on a clown's cock.
You're missing out..... :D
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derek bomar
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Jan 27, 2010 1:04pm
mcdonalds is so disgusting
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Trueblue23
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Jan 27, 2010 1:09pm
I used to be able to eat McDonald's 24/7 when I was like 16.. not anymore though!
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SnotBubbles
Jan 27, 2010 1:11pm
Try the Angus Mushroom Swiss Third Pounder. It has brought McDonald's back into the light for me.
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DeyDurkie5
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Jan 27, 2010 1:15pm
Mcdonalds is definately awesome..somethign about their nuggets and barbeque sauce
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Jan 27, 2010 1:18pm
SnotBubbles wrote: Try the Angus Mushroom Swiss Third Pounder. It has brought McDonald's back into the light for me.
I'd agree. The angus burgers are surprisingly edible, which puts them miles ahead of that place's usual fare. Since I live in a small town, McD's and Subway are my only fast-ish food options unless I want to drive 7 miles (Wendy's), 13 miles (Taco Bell, Arbys) or 18+ miles (a larger town with many options). Which makes it nice that they've designed a burger I actually have some desire to eat.
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Jan 27, 2010 1:23pm
Snot - Try the Liberace on rye :)