Mom has dictionary removed from school because of the definition of oral sex

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2quik4u
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Jan 26, 2010 9:43pm
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-dictionary26-2010jan26,0,4779588.story

bitch is crazy


The definition is oral stimulation of the genitals
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Jan 26, 2010 9:45pm
lol....I love crazy parents.
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THE4RINGZ
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Jan 26, 2010 9:46pm
Wonder if she ever smoked a pole?
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tk421
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Jan 26, 2010 9:47pm
Dumb ass parents. I guarantee everyone at that school knows what oral sex is. Stupid, why do parents all of the sudden forget what they got up to when they were kids?
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Jan 26, 2010 9:50pm
tk421 wrote: Dumb ass parents. I guarantee everyone at that school knows what oral sex is. Stupid, why do parents all of the sudden forget what they got up to when they were kids?
You would be surprised at the amount of parents that are clueless and have that "my kid can do or say no wrong" complex. I have a 13 yr old and I am not naive enough to think that he doesn't know what most of this stuff is......without a dictionary telling him. I here these kids walking by me and most of them sound like a bunch of sailors.....GOD, STUPID PARENTS PISS ME OFF!!!!
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j_crazy
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Jan 26, 2010 9:50pm
the url explains it, even ultra conservatively speaking, weird shit like this has to come from CA.
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David St. Hubbins
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Jan 26, 2010 9:52pm
LOL her kid is in a public school and she's worried about what he's reading in a dictionary
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eersandbeers
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Jan 26, 2010 10:13pm
I guarantee 99% of kids didn't even know oral sex was in the dictionary. Now they are going to all go look it up.

Nice sheltered life her kids must have. They are always the worst kids.
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Jan 26, 2010 10:17pm
This is probably the same lady that tried to sue McDoanlds because there were no warnings on the bag that the food could potentially make you fat.
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Fab1b
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Jan 26, 2010 10:23pm
McD's makes you fat?
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NNN
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Jan 26, 2010 11:41pm
THE4RINGZ wrote: Wonder if she ever smoked a pole?
If she had, do you think she'd be on a crusade like this?
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sjmvsfscs08
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Jan 26, 2010 11:53pm
Big deal, it's not like those kids won't open a National Geographic and see all those natives with the huge knockers. Kids will do anything to learn about that kind of stuff. Plus, anyone in public school has a friend whose older brother told them about it all. To that lady: it's pretty pointless to do what you're doing. It's like building a dike out of straw to stop a tsunami. The boys will be boys, you fucking idiot.
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Benito
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Jan 26, 2010 11:54pm
Agreed she's crazy, but really why is that in there. I bet they didn't include anal sex or the Cleveland Steamer.
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Jan 26, 2010 11:55pm
sjmvsfscs08 wrote: Big deal, it's not like those kids won't open a National Geographic and see all those natives with the huge knockers. Kids will do anything to learn about that kind of stuff. Plus, anyone in public school has a friend whose older brother told them about it all.
lol, I used to do that all the time in elementary school
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sjmvsfscs08
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Jan 27, 2010 12:22am
Who didn't? :D That was the thing to do back in the day.
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gut
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Jan 27, 2010 12:22am
I think the real loser here is the husband. Anyone that uptight would be quite the cold fish, I'd imagine.
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2quik4u
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Jan 27, 2010 12:25am
gut wrote: I think the real loser here is the husband. Anyone that uptight would be quite the cold fish, I'd imagine.
this chick had to be artificially inseminated no one would fuck with that
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Jan 27, 2010 12:35am
Shit, the reason she demanded the damn thing be taken out of school was because the pic next to the definition was of me ramming it down her throat.
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Jan 27, 2010 1:29am
Hope she don't find out about the interwebz
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Ghmothwdwhso
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Jan 27, 2010 2:00am
She should be teaching her kids that Storks bring babies, swallows don't
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Upper90
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Jan 27, 2010 2:08am
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Jan 27, 2010 2:49am
what a bitch this lady is. so what if the kid knows what oral sex is?eventually you have to let the little bastard leave the womb
sjmvsfscs08 wrote: Who didn't? :D That was the thing to do back in the day.
lol, that shit was like free porn
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Jan 27, 2010 8:18am
these kids need to realize that there is a thing called the internet. trust me, it's more eductional than a dictionary
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Jan 27, 2010 8:21am
this lady is rediculous... you can guarantee her husband is probably a pussy and she's never smoked a pole in her life