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SnotBubbles
Jan 26, 2010 8:29am
How do you do it? If you're at work or class or something.
Need advice quick...meeting in 10.
Need advice quick...meeting in 10.
Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Jan 26, 2010 8:32am
Flip it up into your waistband. It hides it, and it feels great. Almost blew a load into my bellybutton once.
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Jan 26, 2010 8:32am
4. texas belt buckle
A texas belt buckle is when you have a boner, and you flip the boner upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. This way, the boner is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embarassing. A very effective method of boner suppression.
Although there is another, more popular definition for Texas belt buckle that I'll hopefully never see.
A texas belt buckle is when you have a boner, and you flip the boner upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. This way, the boner is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embarassing. A very effective method of boner suppression.
Although there is another, more popular definition for Texas belt buckle that I'll hopefully never see.
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SnotBubbles
Jan 26, 2010 8:34am
What if I can't reach my waistband/line?
Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Jan 26, 2010 8:34am
Then you don't have to worry about it sticking out because no one will notice lmao
Darkon
Posts: 3,476
Jan 26, 2010 8:35am
LOLSnotBubbles wrote: What if I can't reach my waistband/line?
HitsRus
Posts: 9,206
Jan 26, 2010 9:13am
what the hell do you want to hide it for.
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Jan 26, 2010 9:20am
Waistband works until it goes away, then it hurts like a motherfucker as the waistband starts to dig into it. It becomes vulnerable once its soft.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jan 26, 2010 9:26am
I am laughing so hard (no pun there) I'm crying!!
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Jan 26, 2010 9:40am
...want your chubby to go away. Picture yourself naked with a boner & fab4runner looking at you and laughing at your 'lack of gerth" and your woody will disappear!SnotBubbles wrote: How do you do it? If you're at work or class or something.
Need advice quick...meeting in 10.
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SnotBubbles
Jan 26, 2010 9:49am
Okay, so I tried this and the thought of me being naked and fab looking at me made my stiffy even harder. I'm over an hour late for my meeting now. Thanks a lot jerks. :dodgy:4cards wrote: ...want your chubby to go away. Picture yourself naked with a boner & fab4runner looking at you and laughing at your 'lack of gerth" and your woody will disappear!
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SnotBubbles
Jan 26, 2010 9:50am
BTW...when I say "fab" I mean "fab1b"....not "fab4runner."
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jan 26, 2010 10:01am
I don't want you picturing me while you have a chubby, thank you!!
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jan 26, 2010 10:15am
I usually just tape my junk to my knee before leaving for work thus avoiding such an embarassing moment.
(I am a little surprised it took this long for someone to say something along these lines.)
(I am a little surprised it took this long for someone to say something along these lines.)
Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Jan 26, 2010 10:17am
And this will turn into a penis size thread now haha
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 26, 2010 10:34am
I just let it fly.
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fortfan
Posts: 339
Jan 26, 2010 12:36pm
I couldn't even imagine this........Fab4Runner wrote: Although there is another, more popular definition for Texas belt buckle that I'll hopefully never see.
If it is still there in 3 hours-you need to go to the doctor.
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SnotBubbles
Jan 26, 2010 12:41pm
It just dawned on me....I've started two threads about dicks today. Maybe I do have serious issues....
majorspark
Posts: 5,122
Jan 26, 2010 12:42pm
Its a clear sign that you are gay.SnotBubbles wrote: It just dawned on me....I've started two threads about dicks today. Maybe I do have serious issues....
bigdaddy2003
Posts: 7,384
Jan 26, 2010 12:43pm
Yeah, maybe you better stop eating dick shaped foods also.SnotBubbles wrote: It just dawned on me....I've started two threads about dicks today. Maybe I do have serious issues....
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SnotBubbles
Jan 26, 2010 12:44pm
"You know how many foods are shaped like dicks?.......the BEST kinds!"
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berry
Posts: 475
Jan 26, 2010 12:57pm
Remove the batteries and put it in the sock drawer.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 26, 2010 1:23pm
There you are.ccrunner609 wrote: I figured Ernest would of started this thread.
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Jan 26, 2010 1:27pm
Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jan 26, 2010 1:30pm
^ha ha ha ha ha