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SnotBubbles

Jan 26, 2010 8:29 AM
How do you do it? If you're at work or class or something.

Need advice quick...meeting in 10. :angel:
Jan 26, 2010 8:29am
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Trueblue23

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Jan 26, 2010 8:32 AM
Flip it up into your waistband. It hides it, and it feels great. Almost blew a load into my bellybutton once.
Jan 26, 2010 8:32am
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Fab4Runner

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Jan 26, 2010 8:32 AM
4. texas belt buckle

A texas belt buckle is when you have a boner, and you flip the boner upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. This way, the boner is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embarassing. A very effective method of boner suppression.

Although there is another, more popular definition for Texas belt buckle that I'll hopefully never see.
Jan 26, 2010 8:32am
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SnotBubbles

Jan 26, 2010 8:34 AM
What if I can't reach my waistband/line?
Jan 26, 2010 8:34am
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Trueblue23

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Jan 26, 2010 8:34 AM
Then you don't have to worry about it sticking out because no one will notice lmao
Jan 26, 2010 8:34am
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Darkon

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Jan 26, 2010 8:35 AM
SnotBubbles wrote: What if I can't reach my waistband/line?
LOL:D
Jan 26, 2010 8:35am
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HitsRus

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Jan 26, 2010 9:13 AM
what the hell do you want to hide it for.;)
Jan 26, 2010 9:13am
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ts1227

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Jan 26, 2010 9:20 AM
Waistband works until it goes away, then it hurts like a motherfucker as the waistband starts to dig into it. It becomes vulnerable once its soft.
Jan 26, 2010 9:20am
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Fab1b

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Jan 26, 2010 9:26 AM
I am laughing so hard (no pun there) I'm crying!!
Jan 26, 2010 9:26am
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4cards

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Jan 26, 2010 9:40 AM
SnotBubbles wrote: How do you do it? If you're at work or class or something.

Need advice quick...meeting in 10. :angel:
...want your chubby to go away. Picture yourself naked with a boner & fab4runner looking at you and laughing at your 'lack of gerth" and your woody will disappear!
Jan 26, 2010 9:40am
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SnotBubbles

Jan 26, 2010 9:49 AM
4cards wrote: ...want your chubby to go away. Picture yourself naked with a boner & fab4runner looking at you and laughing at your 'lack of gerth" and your woody will disappear!
Okay, so I tried this and the thought of me being naked and fab looking at me made my stiffy even harder. I'm over an hour late for my meeting now. Thanks a lot jerks. :dodgy:
Jan 26, 2010 9:49am
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SnotBubbles

Jan 26, 2010 9:50 AM
BTW...when I say "fab" I mean "fab1b"....not "fab4runner."
Jan 26, 2010 9:50am
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Fab1b

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Jan 26, 2010 10:01 AM
I don't want you picturing me while you have a chubby, thank you!!
Jan 26, 2010 10:01am
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THE4RINGZ

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Jan 26, 2010 10:15 AM
I usually just tape my junk to my knee before leaving for work thus avoiding such an embarassing moment.

(I am a little surprised it took this long for someone to say something along these lines.)
Jan 26, 2010 10:15am
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Trueblue23

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Jan 26, 2010 10:17 AM
And this will turn into a penis size thread now haha
Jan 26, 2010 10:17am
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ernest_t_bass

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Jan 26, 2010 10:34 AM
I just let it fly.
Jan 26, 2010 10:34am
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fortfan

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Jan 26, 2010 12:36 PM
Fab4Runner wrote: Although there is another, more popular definition for Texas belt buckle that I'll hopefully never see.
I couldn't even imagine this........

If it is still there in 3 hours-you need to go to the doctor.
Jan 26, 2010 12:36pm
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SnotBubbles

Jan 26, 2010 12:41 PM
It just dawned on me....I've started two threads about dicks today. Maybe I do have serious issues....
Jan 26, 2010 12:41pm
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majorspark

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Jan 26, 2010 12:42 PM
SnotBubbles wrote: It just dawned on me....I've started two threads about dicks today. Maybe I do have serious issues....
Its a clear sign that you are gay.
Jan 26, 2010 12:42pm
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bigdaddy2003

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Jan 26, 2010 12:43 PM
SnotBubbles wrote: It just dawned on me....I've started two threads about dicks today. Maybe I do have serious issues....
Yeah, maybe you better stop eating dick shaped foods also.
Jan 26, 2010 12:43pm
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SnotBubbles

Jan 26, 2010 12:44 PM
"You know how many foods are shaped like dicks?.......the BEST kinds!"
Jan 26, 2010 12:44pm
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berry

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Jan 26, 2010 12:57 PM
Remove the batteries and put it in the sock drawer.
Jan 26, 2010 12:57pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Jan 26, 2010 1:23 PM
ccrunner609 wrote: I figured Ernest would of started this thread.
There you are.
Jan 26, 2010 1:23pm
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hasbeen

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Jan 26, 2010 1:27 PM
Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.
Jan 26, 2010 1:27pm
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Fab1b

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Jan 26, 2010 1:30 PM
^ha ha ha ha ha
Jan 26, 2010 1:30pm