i think this story is funny enough for its own thread

my friend went to Stevens Tech for college last year, located in hoboken, NJ, just across the hudson river from NYC

his first weekend there he was doing some partying before classes started with other guys on the lacrosse team. one of the kids there (who ended up being one of his best friends) told him and few other guys he was goin out side to talk on the phone with his GF. he was pretty wasted and started wondering away while talkin on the phone. he ended up falling down some stairs and got kind of cut up and was bleeding and it bled through his clothes. he then ended up somehow walking into a sprinkler system, getting pretty wet. he found himself by the hudson river and took of his clothes because they were all wet and left them by the river and continued to walk around. someone walking there dog pretty late came by a little later to find bloody, wet clothes by the river. he looked in the pocket of the pants and found the kids wallet and phone and called "home" on the phone to let the parents or whoever was at "home" know what he had found. the mother freaked out and called the police and by the end of the whole thing they had a ton of NYPD searching for him and the coast guard scuba team in the river looking for a body. he wandered back to his dorm around 5 or 6 in the morning only in his boxers and slept in a girls room because he didnt have his key to get into his room. the next morning the cops showed up at my buddies room letting him know what had happened and when he had seen the kid last. my friend and the other kids were shocked. i guess about 2 hours later the kid came out of the girls room and into my buddies room and asked "dude, have you seen my clothes"...the kid ended up being suspended from the team by the coach for the fall season and as punishment, the coach made him run with the womens cross country team

talk about a ridiculous first weekend at school, and this story is 100% true

i think it was more the extra long distance running was the punishment

lol that's a good one

haha nice research

a-holes

ccrunner609 wrote: Ok, nevermind. There are a few cute ones in there but nothing knockout wise.

Come on ccrunner609 don't act like you would kick any of those girls out of the bed for eating crackers!

ccrunner609 wrote: Ok, nevermind. There are a few cute ones in there but nothing knockout wise.

Is the one in the middle missing something, or is she just trying to be different?

That actually was a good story, so you won't be punished with a cool story bro pic from me.

haha thanks

coyotes what is she missing?

Running shorts?

oh righttttt

i think those are some spandexy material