Scarlet_Buckeye
Posts: 5,264
Jan 22, 2010 3:31pm
The subject line speaks for itself. How stupid is this.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/Holiday-Inn-Launched-Human-Bed-Warming-Service-Starting-In-London-Kensington/Article/201001315528844?f=rss
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/Holiday-Inn-Launched-Human-Bed-Warming-Service-Starting-In-London-Kensington/Article/201001315528844?f=rss
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Society
Posts: 1,146
Jan 22, 2010 3:35pm
Stupid? This could be golden if marketed correctly. More jobs for dumb hot females.Scarlet_Buckeye wrote: The subject line speaks for itself. How stupid is this.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/Holiday-Inn-Launched-Human-Bed-Warming-Service-Starting-In-London-Kensington/Article/201001315528844?f=rss
Scarlet_Buckeye
Posts: 5,264
Jan 22, 2010 3:36pm
You're assuming they will be "dumb hot females". What if they're not????
UA5straightin2008
Posts: 3,246
Jan 22, 2010 3:38pm
"There's plenty of scientific evidence to show that sleep starts at the beginning of the night when body temperature starts to drop.
"A warm bed - approximately 20 to 24C - is a good way to start this process whereas a cold bed would inhibit sleep"
if sleep starts when the body temperature drops, wouldnt warming it up stop sleep?
logic seems off/contradictory
"A warm bed - approximately 20 to 24C - is a good way to start this process whereas a cold bed would inhibit sleep"
if sleep starts when the body temperature drops, wouldnt warming it up stop sleep?
logic seems off/contradictory
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Jan 22, 2010 3:39pm
...Holly can warm the "KING" sized beds....by herself!
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Jan 22, 2010 3:40pm
I"m with society. the easier it is to get a dumb hot chick into a hotel bed with me, the better. If this is to be successfull, they'll need to treat it like what it is a bunny ranch, and have a line-up accordingly.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Jan 22, 2010 3:42pm
cuz when you're cold, the body will shiver and move blood to the center of your body to try to warm itself and raise body temp. If it's warm, your body will cool itself and drop its temperature.UA5straightin2008 wrote: "There's plenty of scientific evidence to show that sleep starts at the beginning of the night when body temperature starts to drop.
"A warm bed - approximately 20 to 24C - is a good way to start this process whereas a cold bed would inhibit sleep"
if sleep starts when the body temperature drops, wouldnt warming it up stop sleep?
logic seems off/contradictory
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jan 22, 2010 3:42pm
How much extra is it to get the dumb hot chick to stay? And can I redeem my Holiday Inn rewards points for such transaction?
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raiderbuck
Posts: 1,623
Jan 22, 2010 4:20pm
ummmm...what if it's a dude?
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Jan 22, 2010 4:29pm
i think hotels that have male bed warmers will se a noticable lack in interest. because lets face it, even straight women don't want a strange dude in a body suit in their bed.raiderbuck wrote: ummmm...what if it's a dude?
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Jan 22, 2010 4:31pm
Well, so much for my greatest ambition in life. Thanks for pissing on my parade.j_crazy wrote:i think hotels that have male bed warmers will se a noticable lack in interest. because lets face it, even straight women don't want a strange dude in a body suit in their bed.raiderbuck wrote: ummmm...what if it's a dude?
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jan 22, 2010 5:17pm
Did you say strange dude in a bodysuit? Does that mean there are not strange dudes who wear bodysuits to work somewhere?
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Jan 22, 2010 5:29pm
Does it not stand to reason, from a cost perspective, that "large" people would provide greater efficiency?Scarlet_Buckeye wrote: You're assuming they will be "dumb hot females". What if they're not????
Just saying if Jared pre-Subway days can warm-up the bed twice as fast as a supermodel....