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mtrulz girlfriend
Posts: 20
Jan 21, 2010 7:36am
Trulz, I gotta get off of this loser train and find me a Ferrari.
I waited up until 10:00 last night for my sammich and you never showed up or even called. I am a girl with needs, and last night I needed a Goddamn sammich!
Imagine my horror when I was forced to ask my mommy to make me a cheese sammich when all we had left was provolone. you know I hate provolone!.
You never held up to your end of the deal anyway. You promised me that you would play football. I cried in front of the rest of the team when they cut you. Hell, the coach said that he has NEVER cut anybody i 15 years but he made an exception for you. Now everyone calls me HOLLEY and I don't know why. What the fuck is up with that? Is it that wierd for a girl to make the team and the coach cuts her boyfriend?
So Goodbye Fuckoff and drop dead! I don't want a loser basketball player anyway. Hell, I want a guy with a drivers license and a car.. and some one who knows how to make a decent poll.
Are you available Ernest?
I waited up until 10:00 last night for my sammich and you never showed up or even called. I am a girl with needs, and last night I needed a Goddamn sammich!
Imagine my horror when I was forced to ask my mommy to make me a cheese sammich when all we had left was provolone. you know I hate provolone!.
You never held up to your end of the deal anyway. You promised me that you would play football. I cried in front of the rest of the team when they cut you. Hell, the coach said that he has NEVER cut anybody i 15 years but he made an exception for you. Now everyone calls me HOLLEY and I don't know why. What the fuck is up with that? Is it that wierd for a girl to make the team and the coach cuts her boyfriend?
So Goodbye Fuckoff and drop dead! I don't want a loser basketball player anyway. Hell, I want a guy with a drivers license and a car.. and some one who knows how to make a decent poll.
Are you available Ernest?
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Jan 21, 2010 8:41am
You look a little small foe a HOLLEY. But you look kind of mean. Maybe we can call you HOLLETTE.
bcubed
Posts: 410
Jan 21, 2010 8:51am
Oh hell this is hilarious! This is going to go on all day until he gets out of class and can respond (if he dares).
You should have made her the sandwich kid, or never introduced her to freehuddle in the first place!
You should have made her the sandwich kid, or never introduced her to freehuddle in the first place!
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Jan 21, 2010 8:52am
this thread=GOAT
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jan 21, 2010 8:52am
I think we've created a monster with this kid....please--STOP!!!!
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Jan 21, 2010 9:19am
can we have this stopped? it's oozing creepiness on this board now.
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Jan 21, 2010 9:24am
no.j_crazy wrote: can we have this stopped? it's oozing creepiness on this board now.
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mtrulz girlfriend
Posts: 20
Jan 21, 2010 10:02am
Thats what he saidts1227 wrote:no.j_crazy wrote:
power i
Posts: 1,296
Jan 21, 2010 10:03am
^^Hey, get your ass to school. 
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mtrulz girlfriend
Posts: 20
Jan 21, 2010 10:08am
Mommy called in sick for me. I told her I was heartbroken. 
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jan 21, 2010 10:41am
this kid IS creepy--it's like watching "Sybil" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sybil_(1976_film)
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Jan 21, 2010 11:14am
The best part of this will be when, due to his awesome ability to detect and deal with sarcasm/satire, mt immediately jumps to the conclusion this really is his GF and completely flips out on her...possibly re-creating that Jersey Shore punch-out gif in the process.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jan 21, 2010 11:39am
I love this place
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Sonofanump
Jan 21, 2010 11:48am
The Avatar is great.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jan 21, 2010 11:51am
I feel sorry for poor ol Mtrulz though, I really do. Someone help this kid!!
End of Line
Posts: 6,867
Jan 21, 2010 2:24pm
This just keeps getting bizarre but, it is quite amuzing though.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jan 21, 2010 2:27pm
Fab--don't feel sorry for this "kid"...he knows exactly what he's doing,and so does his alter ego--he's no dummy(or a kid,for that matter)
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jan 21, 2010 2:28pm
I've missed the whole damn thing, but this alone is a riot!
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jan 21, 2010 2:34pm
You are probably right, I don't feel sorry for him!!vball10set wrote: Fab--don't feel sorry for this "kid"...he knows exactly what he's doing,and so does his alter ego--he's no dummy(or a kid,for that matter)
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 21, 2010 2:55pm
LOL... snotbubbles?mtrulz girlfriend wrote:Are you available Ernest?
Stiffman
Posts: 512
Jan 21, 2010 2:58pm
This is awesome!!y funny.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 21, 2010 3:00pm
And anyway... why the hell did I get brought into this?
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Jan 21, 2010 3:02pm
I'm guessing 'she' believes you know how to make a decent poll? Just goes to show you that you really don't know anything when you're 15.ernest_t_bass wrote: And anyway... why the hell did I get brought into this?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 21, 2010 3:03pm
^^^
Um, haha? Um, what?
Um, haha? Um, what?
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justcompete
Posts: 263
Jan 21, 2010 3:08pm
Just remember 15 gets you 20.