I have the weirdest roommate!

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Ytowngirlinfla
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Jan 13, 2010 1:28am
So I'm sitting here, just got back from class and 1 of my roommates is sleeping but moaning so loud it sounds like she's having an orgasm. This is a nightly accurance, not as bad but still sounds like an orgasm. But seriously it's kinda weird....Just wanted to share...
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ohiotiger33
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Jan 13, 2010 1:33am
She is probably masturbating and making it look like she is sleeping, but she secretly wants you to join her.


Just a guess.






Lol. Some people just do weird stuff in their dreams. My GF told me she used to do something similar in her sleep a few years ago.
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sleeper
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Jan 13, 2010 1:38am
Ytowngirlinfla wrote: So I'm sitting here, just got back from class and 1 of my roommates is sleeping but moaning so loud it sounds like she's having an orgasm. This is a nightly accurance, not as bad but still sounds like an orgasm. But seriously it's kinda weird....Just wanted to share...
Can I has her number?
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Ytowngirlinfla
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Jan 13, 2010 1:50am
She's not very attractive and rather stuck up. Kinda thinks her shit don't stink.
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karen lotz
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Jan 13, 2010 1:54am
Ytowngirlinfla wrote: She's not very attractive and rather stuck up. Kinda thinks her shit don't stink.
sounds like sleeper's kind of girl
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sjmvsfscs08
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Jan 13, 2010 2:06am
karen lotz wrote: sounds like sleeper's kind of girl
+infinity
sleeper wrote: Can I has her number?
What? May you have her number?

Where's that great Ohio State education you always talk about?
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SQ_Crazies
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Jan 13, 2010 2:10am
sjmvsfscs08 wrote:
karen lotz wrote: sounds like sleeper's kind of girl
+infinity
sleeper wrote: Can I has her number?
What? May you have her number?

Where's that great Ohio State education you always talk about?
LOL, just because they don't offer a typing class at OSU like they do at ND doesn't mean it isn't a great education! It's probably a senior level course at ND ;)
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rmolin73
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Jan 13, 2010 2:12am
Yep if she is fugly and think she is hot that is sleeper's kind of girl.
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Glory Days
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Jan 13, 2010 2:15am
Ytowngirlinfla wrote: So I'm sitting here, just got back from class and 1 of my roommates is sleeping but moaning so loud it sounds like she's having an orgasm. This is a nightly accurance, not as bad but still sounds like an orgasm. But seriously it's kinda weird....Just wanted to share...
haha you can always record it and use it as blackmail against her.
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Curly J
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Jan 13, 2010 2:30am
Let Sleeper pull a Dirty Sanchez on her...then she might think otherwise, or might think she's right.
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sjmvsfscs08
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Jan 13, 2010 2:48am
SQ_Crazies wrote: LOL, just because they don't offer a typing class at OSU like they do at ND doesn't mean it isn't a great education! It's probably a senior level course at ND ;)
The irony of the situation is that I am an Ohio State student (City and Regional Planning major). I just give sleeper a hard time because he's just too in love with the place.

...and a jackass.
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SQ_Crazies
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Jan 13, 2010 3:01am
Eh, he's passionate.
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UA5straightin2008
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Jan 13, 2010 3:05am
Ytowngirlinfla wrote: So I'm sitting here, just got back from class and 1 of my roommates is sleeping but moaning so loud it sounds like she's having an orgasm. This is a nightly accurance, not as bad but still sounds like an orgasm. But seriously it's kinda weird....Just wanted to share...

you go to college? its OCCURRENCE
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Glory Days
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Jan 13, 2010 4:09am
UA5straightin2008 wrote:
Ytowngirlinfla wrote: So I'm sitting here, just got back from class and 1 of my roommates is sleeping but moaning so loud it sounds like she's having an orgasm. This is a nightly accurance, not as bad but still sounds like an orgasm. But seriously it's kinda weird....Just wanted to share...

you go to college? its OCCURRENCE
haha i know i wouldnt be worried about spelling if there was a girl making those noises in the next room.
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Jan 13, 2010 7:45am
UA5straightin2008 wrote:
Ytowngirlinfla wrote: So I'm sitting here, just got back from class and 1 of my roommates is sleeping but moaning so loud it sounds like she's having an orgasm. This is a nightly accurance, not as bad but still sounds like an orgasm. But seriously it's kinda weird....Just wanted to share...

you go to college? its OCCURRENCE
No, she's in the Navy. Also, how do you call somone out for spelling when you don't use proper capitalization or punctuation? I'm not perfect, but I will stand up for my fellow sailor.
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Jan 13, 2010 8:28am
pics??
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Soda Popinski
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Jan 13, 2010 9:20am
sjmvsfscs08 wrote:
karen lotz wrote: sounds like sleeper's kind of girl
+infinity
sleeper wrote: Can I has her number?
What? May you have her number?

Where's that great Ohio State education you always talk about?
Actually it is- "I can haz number?"
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Jan 13, 2010 9:22am
Ytowngirlinfla wrote: ... her shit don't stink.
sleeper can change that.
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Ytowngirlinfla
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Jan 13, 2010 10:11am
Yeah it was like 2am after 9 hours of learning non stop sorry I missed 1 word. Little tired.
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sleeper
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Jan 13, 2010 12:37pm
Ytowngirlinfla wrote: She's not very attractive and rather stuck up. Kinda thinks her shit don't stink.
Sounds perfect for my agenda...
Actually it is- "I can haz number?"
At least someone got the reference.



Noobs.
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darbypitcher22
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Jan 13, 2010 12:43pm
sounds like you need to get a new roommate
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Ytowngirlinfla
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Jan 13, 2010 2:03pm
I so wish I had a choice, but it's actually not too bad as I don't see my 2 roommates, they both are day students and I'm a night student.
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Jan 13, 2010 2:25pm
Ytowngirlinfla wrote: I so wish I had a choice, but it's actually not too bad as I don't see my 2 roommates, they both are day students and I'm a night student.
then quit your bitching!

:p