BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Jan 11, 2010 11:47am
We've all heard fascinating "If/Then" stories, such as if Mark Wahlberg wouldn't have been late to the airport, then he would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Do any of your Huddlers have similar stories?
The closest I have is that my grandma (from Germany) was going to marry her highschool sweetheart, who went off to war. Sadly, he was killed in battle. So she later met my grandpa, married, had my dad, who in turn had me ... so if it wasn't for that bullet, then I would not be here.
Do any of your Huddlers have similar stories?
The closest I have is that my grandma (from Germany) was going to marry her highschool sweetheart, who went off to war. Sadly, he was killed in battle. So she later met my grandpa, married, had my dad, who in turn had me ... so if it wasn't for that bullet, then I would not be here.
power i
Posts: 1,296
Jan 11, 2010 12:00pm
If Grandma had balls, then she'd be Grandpa.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Jan 11, 2010 12:07pm
^^^^
I just LOL'd
I just LOL'd
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Jan 11, 2010 12:09pm
Alright, I get it, I have to dumb it down for the Huddle ... let's rephrase:
*What are you watching on TV right now?
*Post a pic of a curb stomping
*What are you watching on TV right now?
*Post a pic of a curb stomping
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Jan 11, 2010 12:15pm
BigAppleBuckeye wrote: Alright, I get it, I have to dumb it down for the Huddle ... let's rephrase:
*What are you watching on TV right now?
*Post a pic of a curb stomping
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Jan 11, 2010 12:17pm
That one is definitely the best curb stomping shot to my knowledge!gorocks99 wrote:BigAppleBuckeye wrote: Alright, I get it, I have to dumb it down for the Huddle ... let's rephrase:
*What are you watching on TV right now?
*Post a pic of a curb stomping
power i
Posts: 1,296
Jan 11, 2010 12:23pm
If I hadn't gotten wasted at my friend's birthday party, then I wouldn't be married.
Is that better?
Is that better?
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Jan 11, 2010 12:25pm
Much! Way to step up power ipower i wrote: If I hadn't gotten wasted at my friend's birthday party, then I wouldn't be married.
Is that better?
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Jan 11, 2010 12:26pm
If I hadn't gotten wasted at my friend's birthday party, then it wouldn't burn when I pee.
zambrown
Posts: 1,093
Jan 11, 2010 12:33pm
I was flying back from L.A. to Detroit in Spring of 1979. My friends dad couldn't get us to the airport for the later flight so we had to reschedule to the earlier flight. We connected in Chicago and arrived in Detroit and found out the the flight we were originally scheduled for had crashed in Chicago.
http://www.planecrashinfo.com/w19790525.htm
http://www.planecrashinfo.com/w19790525.htm
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 11, 2010 1:44pm
If I would have stayed asleep today, then I wouldn't have come into work, which would then lead to a stern reprimand from my boss, which would then lead to me crying, which would then lead to me peeing my pants, which would then lead to people laughing at me, which would then lead to me telling my wife about it, which would then lead to he laughing at me, which would then lead to me crying, which would then lead to me peeing my pants, which would then lead to her leaving me, which would then lead to me crying, which would then lead to me staying asleep for the next work day.
All because I decided to not come to work.
All because I decided to not come to work.
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Jan 11, 2010 1:44pm
Wow! That is crazy right therezambrown wrote: I was flying back from L.A. to Detroit in Spring of 1979. My friends dad couldn't get us to the airport for the later flight so we had to reschedule to the earlier flight. We connected in Chicago and arrived in Detroit and found out the the flight we were originally scheduled for had crashed in Chicago.
http://www.planecrashinfo.com/w19790525.htm
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NOL fan
Posts: 376
Jan 11, 2010 1:50pm
If my dad hadn't randomly decided to stop smoking in 1978, he would have had zero chance when he met my mom in 1979 (she hates smoke), and I likely wouldn't be here
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jan 11, 2010 1:52pm
My best buddy and I actually flipped a coin back in '93 to see which one of us were gonna hit on the hottest of two chicks at a bar on campus. I won the flip and picked the taller hotter one. He got her shorter buddy and it turns out the shortie was heiress to Longabarger baskets and my buddy ends up marrying her (they did get divorced later) but still the schmuck had it made for awhile.
se-alum
Posts: 13,948
Jan 11, 2010 1:55pm
If I hadn't got insanely drunk the weekend before last, I wouldn't have spent the last week trying to fix things!!
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Jan 11, 2010 1:55pm
That's a pretty awesome one right there!Tiernan wrote: My best buddy and I actually flipped a coin back in '93 to see which one of us were gonna hit on the hottest of two chicks at a bar on campus. I won the flip and picked the taller hotter one. He got her shorter buddy and it turns out the shortie was heiress to Longabarger baskets and my buddy ends up marrying her (they did get divorced later) but still the schmuck had it made for awhile.
That reminds me of this one night in Hoboken, I take my buddy out for drinks, and he asks me where is the best place to meet, ummm, let's say "easy" girls. So I take him to this hole called "Bahama Mama's" (think old Banana Joes in Columbus) ... he hooks up with a psycho girl, winds up knocking her up, now he is still paying a ton of money in child support.
My bad.
Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Jan 11, 2010 1:58pm
If JJ did not charge $12/yr a lot of people would not be posting here.
stroups
Posts: 3,223
Jan 11, 2010 2:02pm
But thats half the fun. lolse-alum wrote: If I hadn't got insanely drunk the weekend before last, I wouldn't have spent the last week trying to fix things!!
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 11, 2010 2:06pm
If you didn't start this thread, then I might be more productive.
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Jan 11, 2010 2:22pm
Awesome!BigAppleBuckeye wrote:That's a pretty awesome one right there!Tiernan wrote: My best buddy and I actually flipped a coin back in '93 to see which one of us were gonna hit on the hottest of two chicks at a bar on campus. I won the flip and picked the taller hotter one. He got her shorter buddy and it turns out the shortie was heiress to Longabarger baskets and my buddy ends up marrying her (they did get divorced later) but still the schmuck had it made for awhile.
That reminds me of this one night in Hoboken, I take my buddy out for drinks, and he asks me where is the best place to meet, ummm, let's say "easy" girls. So I take him to this hole called "Bahama Mama's" (think old Banana Joes in Columbus) ... he hooks up with a psycho girl, winds up knocking her up, now he is still paying a ton of money in child support.
My bad.
BCBulldog
Posts: 824
Jan 11, 2010 3:15pm
If my grandma had listened to her doctor's advice when she caught Scarlet Fever while being pregnant, then my dad would have never been born. The doctor recommended abortion.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jan 11, 2010 3:18pm
If I hadn't taken my wife's car out to get gas at 2 AM one night, I wouldn't have had a 10-minute talk with LeBron James at the pump.
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Society
Posts: 1,146
Jan 11, 2010 3:47pm
During this conversation, who was doing the pumping?O-Trap wrote: If I hadn't taken my wife's car out to get gas at 2 AM one night, I wouldn't have had a 10-minute talk with LeBron James at the pump.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jan 11, 2010 4:21pm
Nice.Society wrote:During this conversation, who was doing the pumping?O-Trap wrote: If I hadn't taken my wife's car out to get gas at 2 AM one night, I wouldn't have had a 10-minute talk with LeBron James at the pump.
Hey, how you doing in that 'most annoying poster' contest? I saw you were in the finals.
