A new low for Bear Gryllis

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gut
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Jan 10, 2010 1:58am
On a raft in the Pacific Ocean, he's collected fresh water but it's full of bird droppings and it's rancid. Drink it and you risk all sorts of bad stuff.

But there is a way of using it, but only as a last resort...
"I'm going to give myself an enema....I'm not expecting this to be particularly pleasant...I guess all that is left is lay back and THINK OF ENGLAND....QUEEN...MUAHHH"
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GeneralsIcer89
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Jan 10, 2010 3:04am
Dude should have gone on Jackass. At least he could take enemas with beer that way.
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Glory Days
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Jan 10, 2010 3:24am
i guess he is a total fraud across the pond. i talked to a few guys from over there and this show happend to be on the tv and they just started laughing at him and saying how no one there likes him and some of the stuff he says about his background isnt true and stuff.
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said_aouita
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Jan 10, 2010 3:40am
I'm not sure if anywhere it actually says its a reality show? It's entertainment, not real at all.


(edit) Watch this clip below...... (ha ha!)
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Fab1b
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Jan 10, 2010 6:11am
I couldn't believe it when he did that it totally disgusting!!
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ernest_t_bass
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Jan 10, 2010 8:09am
That clip is hilarious.
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Fab4Runner
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Jan 10, 2010 8:22am
He's fun to look at.



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ernest_t_bass
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Jan 10, 2010 8:24am
Fab4, you're gay.


Wait...?
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elbuckeye28
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Jan 10, 2010 9:29am
Glory Days wrote: i guess he is a total fraud across the pond. i talked to a few guys from over there and this show happend to be on the tv and they just started laughing at him and saying how no one there likes him and some of the stuff he says about his background isnt true and stuff.
While parts of the show have been found to be stage, I'm pretty sure Bear's background information is accurate(special forces, climbing Everest, etc.)
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berry
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Jan 10, 2010 9:34am
I was ok with the enema. But the cigarette afteward was shocking.
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Glory Days
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Jan 10, 2010 1:14pm
elbuckeye28 wrote:
Glory Days wrote: i guess he is a total fraud across the pond. i talked to a few guys from over there and this show happend to be on the tv and they just started laughing at him and saying how no one there likes him and some of the stuff he says about his background isnt true and stuff.
While parts of the show have been found to be stage, I'm pretty sure Bear's background information is accurate(special forces, climbing Everest, etc.)
oh these people didnt deny he was in the british special forces, but he wasnt one of the most out standing members.(and they had first hand knowledge). they also said he was involved in some scandals over there too. he isnt well liked among the british is the vibe i got from these guys.
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Early Cuyler
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Jan 10, 2010 1:16pm
berry wrote: Most of my jokes suck.
That they do.
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Be Nice
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Jan 10, 2010 1:22pm
not a fan at all.
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Fab1b
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Jan 10, 2010 1:23pm
I miss survivor man!
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Be Nice
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Jan 10, 2010 1:27pm
tickle, tickle, tickle
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slide22
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Jan 10, 2010 1:45pm
Les Stroud > Bear Grylls
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Glory Days
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Jan 10, 2010 2:03pm
slide22 wrote: Les Stroud > Bear Grylls
+1
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gerb131
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Jan 10, 2010 2:36pm
I like them both. It's entertaining no matter how fake or not fake it is.
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BlueDevil11
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Jan 10, 2010 3:09pm
slide22 wrote: Les Stroud > Bear Grylls
-10
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Laley23
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Jan 10, 2010 5:47pm
Les Stroud may be a "tougher" guy. But his show is painfully boring. Give me staged and informational stuff while moving through areas any day over what Stroud gives me.
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pmoney25
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Jan 10, 2010 7:12pm
Bear is ten times better than stroud. His shows you how to survive/escape. Some things are set up to show you what to do. They state this at beginning of show. They don't try to hide this.