IggyPride00
Posts: 6,482
Jan 8, 2010 11:13pm
I saw this article on the Huffington Post and it kind of made me chuckle.
It turns out that Jonah Falcon, verified by the Guiness Book of World Records as having the world's biggest "third arm", can't find a job.
He refuses to do porn, hasn't been laid in over a decade (supposedly), and is living at home with his mom (at 39).
Oh the irony that God's biggest gifts (pun intended) can also be his biggest curses.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/08/jonah-falcon-man-with-wor_n_412388.html
It turns out that Jonah Falcon, verified by the Guiness Book of World Records as having the world's biggest "third arm", can't find a job.
He refuses to do porn, hasn't been laid in over a decade (supposedly), and is living at home with his mom (at 39).
Oh the irony that God's biggest gifts (pun intended) can also be his biggest curses.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/08/jonah-falcon-man-with-wor_n_412388.html
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Jan 8, 2010 11:17pm
I would do porn and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of porn.
stroups
Posts: 3,223
Jan 8, 2010 11:58pm
Is it gay that I am curious what that thing looks like? lol
killdeer
Posts: 1,538
Jan 9, 2010 12:13am
IggyPride00 wrote: ....He refuses to do porn, hasn't been laid in over a decade (supposedly), and is living at home with his mom........
ummmmm...what's "Mom" up to??
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Jan 9, 2010 12:22am
Just take yours and multiply it by 3.stroups wrote: Is it gay that I am curious what that thing looks like? lol
:huh:
IggyPride00
Posts: 6,482
Jan 9, 2010 12:24am
If you have to ask I think it is.Is it gay that I am curious what that thing looks like? lol
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Jan 9, 2010 12:36am
Man, I have something very important in common with that guy.
Yes, I also am a website video game reviewer. It's like we're identical twins.
Seriously, I think the most hilarious thing about this is just the simple fact there's a world record for largest penis. What's the thought process behind that? "Hey, you know, I think my dick's really big. Maybe I should get in touch with the Guinness book people!"
This guy should get hooked up with the enzyte people. They could scrap Smilin' Bob and use him in their commercials. Like with a "Look at you....with Enzyte, you could be HIM!"
Yes, I also am a website video game reviewer. It's like we're identical twins.
Seriously, I think the most hilarious thing about this is just the simple fact there's a world record for largest penis. What's the thought process behind that? "Hey, you know, I think my dick's really big. Maybe I should get in touch with the Guinness book people!"
This guy should get hooked up with the enzyte people. They could scrap Smilin' Bob and use him in their commercials. Like with a "Look at you....with Enzyte, you could be HIM!"
Stiffman
Posts: 512
Jan 9, 2010 10:37am
It's the world's biggest dick.....don't matter just don't bite it!
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Upper90
Posts: 1,095
Jan 9, 2010 11:01am
If he did porn, he could probably even keep his name.
That's a golden name.
That's a golden name.
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Jan 9, 2010 11:08am
j_crazy, Jonah Falcon. Coincidence? I think not.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Jan 9, 2010 12:21pm
Dude should just do porn and get over it.