Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Dec 3, 2016 9:14am
It is official I am the greatest I am the greatest pancake maker of all times been verified by my grandchildren. I've taken a title for my mom but my grandkids don't know is my mom's pancakes will always be the greatest. What are you The Greatest at so far in my life. I become the greatest tent maker, lighting bug catcher, greatest dad, grandpa, the greatest treehouse maker, coach, teacher, soldier, the greatest gardener, lover, friend, son, husband, the greatest guy, and bullshitter, dick, ass-hole just to name a few. I've been the greatest of many things confirmed by just a few individuals.
What have you become The Greatest confirmed by one individual?
What have you become The Greatest confirmed by one individual?
salto
Posts: 2,611
Dec 3, 2016 10:11am
A few dozen women have told me I was their greatest sex partner.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Dec 3, 2016 10:29am
voice activated polychloroprene does not countsalto;1827361 wrote:A few dozen women have told me I was their greatest sex partner.
Spock
Posts: 2,853
Dec 3, 2016 11:23am
i made cakes this morning. Mine were pretty good
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Dec 3, 2016 11:38am
I was the fastest Big Mac assembly person at McDonalds
I think my lasagna is the best
I think my lasagna is the best
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Dec 3, 2016 12:09pm
Fixedsalto;1827361 wrote:A few dozen girls have told me I was their greatest sex partner.
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Dec 3, 2016 6:32pm
I am the greatest on having the nut sack opened up.
Vasectomy
Reversed
Vasectomy
Done and not going for world record.
Vasectomy
Reversed
Vasectomy
Done and not going for world record.
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friendfromlowry
Posts: 6,239
Dec 3, 2016 7:17pm
salto;1827361 wrote:No one has told me I was their greatest sex partner.
SportsAndLady;1827369 wrote:Fixed
Fixed again
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Dec 3, 2016 7:39pm
Nope. That's BRF. Salto can't be fixed.friendfromlowry;1827412 wrote:Fixed again
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Dec 3, 2016 9:02pm
WTF?BRF;1827403 wrote:I am the greatest on having the nut sack opened up.
Vasectomy
Reversed
Vasectomy
Done and not going for world record.
Automatik
Posts: 14,632
Dec 5, 2016 4:53pm
Joint roller
Music track digger / ID'er
Music track digger / ID'er
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Dec 5, 2016 5:08pm
Ironman92;1827366 wrote:I was the fastest Big Mac assembly person at McDonalds
I think my lasagna is the best
I dont know man, I make a mean lasagna.....
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Dec 5, 2016 11:48pm
Muhammed Ali told me I'm the greatest
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QuakerOats
Posts: 8,740
Dec 6, 2016 10:59am
OC'er
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Dec 6, 2016 11:14am
I will merc you in a Big Mac race, not a doubt in my mind.Ironman92;1827366 wrote:I was the fastest Big Mac assembly person at McDonalds
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Dec 6, 2016 11:22am
Dozen in 29 secondsj_crazy;1827869 wrote:I will merc you in a Big Mac race, not a doubt in my mind.
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Dec 6, 2016 11:24am
I've never timed myself but i feel like i could at the very least tie that.
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Dec 6, 2016 12:16pm
Could do quicker but made for the customerj_crazy;1827879 wrote:I've never timed myself but i feel like i could at the very least tie that.
redrocket
Posts: 126
Dec 8, 2016 5:48am
I'm the greatest at being screwed over by so called friends.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Dec 8, 2016 9:03am
Ironman92;1827366 wrote:I was the fastest Big Mac assembly person at McDonalds
I propose a 'Big Mac assembler' challenge with sleeper as judgej_crazy;1827869 wrote:I will merc you in a Big Mac race, not a doubt in my mind.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Dec 8, 2016 3:25pm
Friend invite friends to their wedding..redrocket;1828014 wrote:I'm the greatest at being screwed over by so called friends.
