You're a failure

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Ironman92
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Dec 18, 2015 6:21pm
What things are you a failure at doing?

Me: anything a handyman might do, I suck at fixing and assembly of most things.

Wrapping presents or things that involve using scissors.

Having patience with other drivers
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like_that
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Dec 18, 2015 7:05pm
Being a father. /tiernan
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slingshot4ever
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Dec 18, 2015 10:41pm
Ironman92;1770296 wrote:What things are you a failure at doing?

Me: anything a handyman might do, I suck at fixing and assembly of most things.

Wrapping presents or things that involve using scissors.

Having patience with other drivers
All of this....you are left handed too, aren't you?
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Ironman92
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Dec 18, 2015 10:44pm
slingshot4ever;1770319 wrote:All of this....you are left handed too, aren't you?
Fuck them green rubber scissors in kindergarten.

LH indeed
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sportchampps
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Dec 18, 2015 11:47pm
Ugh Most everything right now
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Wolves of Babylon
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Dec 18, 2015 11:49pm
Ironman92;1770296 wrote:What things are you a failure at doing?

Me: anything a handyman might do, I suck at fixing and assembly of most things.

Wrapping presents or things that involve using scissors.

Having patience with other drivers
Pretty much this. Must be a lefty thing.

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Fab4Runner
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Dec 18, 2015 11:57pm
Being a real adult.
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Tiernan
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Dec 19, 2015 5:50am
I suck at failing. In anything. I'm pretty much awesome in everything. It's a burden I somehow manage to live with everyday.
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Belly35
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Dec 19, 2015 7:06am
Novel writting
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Tiernan
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Dec 19, 2015 7:59am
Belly35;1770333 wrote:Novel writting
Classic! LOL.
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Spock
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Dec 19, 2015 9:39am
i am failing at deer hunting this year.
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Ironman92
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Dec 19, 2015 10:35am
sportchampps;1770322 wrote:Ugh Most everything right now
Stop
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Dec 19, 2015 10:48am
sportchampps;1770322 wrote:Ugh Most everything right now
I feel ya bro.
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sleeper
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Dec 19, 2015 10:50am
I'm pretty bad at transitioning women from dating to a relationship, especially on the East coast. Women here are much different than the Midwest.
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Heretic
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Dec 19, 2015 11:03am
The handyman thing for me, too. I either can't do it, can't do it as well as a more skilled person could or can do it as well, but it'd take twice as long or so.
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Dec 19, 2015 11:23am
The OP's trivia questions
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Token
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Dec 19, 2015 12:27pm
Spock;1770343 wrote:i am failing at deer hunting this year.

I had a deer run into my passenger door a couple weeks ago when we had all of the fog. Pushed my mirror in.
Could have tagged it for ya...
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Dec 19, 2015 3:52pm
Heretic;1770348 wrote:The handyman thing for me, too.
What I've learned about "handyman" things, is that it just takes the slightest bit of self confidence, and the willingness to actually just give it a try. Most things are not too hard if you're just willing to give it a shot.
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Dec 19, 2015 4:35pm
sportchampps;1770322 wrote:Ugh Most everything right now
This probably applies to the anxiety thread, but I feel like there was some type of event or series of events that his making it hard for you to shake the anxiety.
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like_that
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Dec 19, 2015 4:37pm
As for the handyman thing, I have found watching youtube videos has worked for my handyman repairs. Luckily I am renting now, so if i fuck up, I can just have the landlord send somebody. I wish I learned how to be handy growing up though. It's crazy how more and more people rely on paying for services instead of learning themselves.
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Laley23
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Dec 19, 2015 5:47pm
Never did anything handyman until I bought a house. So far have mounted 2 TV, run cables through drywall out to outlets, took down a fan, hung a light and rehung the fan in another room, installed some new shutters/blinds and hung new crap (i.e. Different brand/color than what was there) the wife wanted in the bathroom...which included patching the old holes in drywall.

Had no clue going in how to do any of it. Had a buddy help with the light, but it's simple. Everything was easy to figure out on he internet, then just have to make sure you don't skip a step.
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Ironman92
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Dec 19, 2015 5:58pm
like_that;1770382 wrote:As for the handyman thing, I have found watching youtube videos has worked for my handyman repairs. Luckily I am renting now, so if i fuck up, I can just have the landlord send somebody. I wish I learned how to be handy growing up though. It's crazy how more and more people rely on paying for services instead of learning themselves.
I have youtube'd a couple of things recently. I am better than I used to be. I also find that if I have the right mindset that I have a lot more patience and am more functional at fixing/assembly. But I'm still terrible.
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friendfromlowry
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Dec 19, 2015 10:06pm
Sleeping. I work night shift three nights a week so the other four nights I go to bed around 1-2am, wake up between 5-6am, can't go back to sleep. Usually nap later in the morning or afternoon. My wife has same schedule and doesn't struggle like I do, but it doesn't help we have a 16 month old.
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Tiernan
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Dec 20, 2015 5:24am
I sleep like sedimentary rock Lowry. Bet that chaps your ass doesn't it?
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ernest_t_bass
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Dec 20, 2015 8:40am
Tiernan;1770434 wrote:I sleep like sedimentary rock Lowry. Bet that chaps your ass doesn't it?
When you're piss drunk, your body actually doesn't benefit from said "sleep."