Black Mamba the Tortoise (I can't stand Kobe)

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ernest_t_bass
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Dec 9, 2015 10:11am
This may be one of the greatest articles I have ever read. I loathe Kobe Bryant. For those of you that share the same sentiments, enjoy the long read. For those of you who like Kobe, GFY.

http://www.economist.com/blogs/gametheory/2015/12/statistical-analysis-basketball
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Dec 9, 2015 10:47am
It's unfortunate you allow some pro basketball player to upset you so much.
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Dec 9, 2015 10:56am
Jesus, Said. You are the absolute worst.
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Sonofanump
Dec 9, 2015 9:13pm
I don't like him personally or his style of isolation basketball. I really stopped watching NBA when the became the norm.
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friendfromlowry
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Dec 9, 2015 9:21pm
I won't miss him next season.
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Dec 9, 2015 9:22pm
Pro sports forum.
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Dec 9, 2015 9:24pm
But seriously, said is the fucking worst and is pathetic.

As for Kobe, I despised him during the Shaq era. I hated everything about those teams. I did not mind Kobe as much his second go around winning titles and same with Shaq.
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Dec 9, 2015 9:27pm
I don't 'hate' Kobe. Lebron is better. That's all.
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friendfromlowry
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Dec 9, 2015 11:21pm
Sonofanump;1768554 wrote:I don't like him personally or his style of isolation basketball. I really stopped watching NBA when the became the norm.
I didn't stop watching it but I've cut back a lot. I still follow it. I just have a hard time maintaining interest. The season is too fucking long, the players whine too much. What Golden State is doing is bittersweet because they might turn out to be one of the best teams to ever play, but I think their championship last season was cheap because they were completely healthy and Cleveland was completely not. If they steamroll through the playoffs and onto another championship, then I can stop complaining about it then.

Last Friday ESPN was showing Brooklyn vs New York and I was watching a little bit. After the first quarter Brooklyn was already down like 20. Can you imagine how miserable that is? The season is six weeks old and you're already ten games below .500, getting blown out by another lousy team.
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Dec 10, 2015 12:01am
friendfromlowry;1768571 wrote:I didn't stop watching it but I've cut back a lot. I still follow it. I just have a hard time maintaining interest. The season is too fucking long, the players whine too much. What Golden State is doing is bittersweet because they might turn out to be one of the best teams to ever play, but I think their championship last season was cheap because they were completely healthy and Cleveland was completely not. If they steamroll through the playoffs and onto another championship, then I can stop complaining about it then.

Last Friday ESPN was showing Brooklyn vs New York and I was watching a little bit. After the first quarter Brooklyn was already down like 20. Can you imagine how miserable that is? The season is six weeks old and you're already ten games below .500, getting blown out by another lousy team.
Doesn't that happen in every sport? Some teams are bad. They're going to lose to other bad teams.

I like the NBA because I watch the good teams and their enticing matchups. I stay away from the nets v Knicks kind of games.
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friendfromlowry
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Dec 10, 2015 1:05am
SportsAndLady;1768574 wrote:Doesn't that happen in every sport? Some teams are bad. They're going to lose to other bad teams.

I like the NBA because I watch the good teams and their enticing matchups. I stay away from the nets v Knicks kind of games.
I'm not saying the NBA is bad because of it. It was kind of an unrelated point. But could you imagine playing or coaching for a team like Brooklyn who is really bad, and you still have like 60 games left in the season. Theoretically the season isn't over but what's the ceiling? Make a run, sneak into the playoffs, then get dropped by Cleveland or Chicago?

The other problem is that now you're going to get Kobe shoved down your throat the rest of the season. The second game of ESPN's double-header on Friday is LA at the San Antonio. Who the fuck wants to watch the Lakers still?
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Dec 10, 2015 7:50am
friendfromlowry;1768575 wrote: Who the fuck wants to watch the Lakers still?
I'm going to assume Lakers fans.
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friendfromlowry
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Dec 10, 2015 8:03am
ernest_t_bass;1768583 wrote:I'm going to assume Lakers fans.
But not you. You hate them.
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Dec 10, 2015 8:08am
friendfromlowry;1768585 wrote:But not you. You hate them.
I typically don't watch the NBA until the playoffs. In my opinion, the NBA isn't as exciting as other sports, as there isn't as much parity. Last year's finals were fantastic, as the "parity" argument won (or lost?) either way.
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Dec 10, 2015 8:45am
ernest_t_bass;1768583 wrote:I'm going to assume Lakers fans.
Even lakers fans aren't watching the lakers this year.
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Dec 10, 2015 9:05am
SportsAndLady;1768594 wrote:Even lakers fans aren't watching the lakers this year.
I laugh at all the FWF (re: celebrities) who have jumped ship, and are now "big fans" of the Clippers.
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Dec 10, 2015 10:42am
SportsAndLady;1768594 wrote:Even lakers fans aren't watching the lakers this year.
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Dec 10, 2015 10:43am
like_that;1768557 wrote:But seriously, said is the fucking worst and is pathetic.

Seriously clark?
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Dec 10, 2015 11:19am
ernest_t_bass;1768417 wrote:Jesus Said, You are the absolute worst.
And then Jesus Said, GF thy self.
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Dec 10, 2015 12:44pm
Rotinaj;1768637 wrote:And then Jesus Said, GF thy self.
Good stuff. Worth a rep.