Speedofsand
Posts: 5,529
Jan 4, 2010 10:56pm
I went to the doctor and he said I have a.d.d.
I said Oh thats that made up, fake disease right ?
He said No, its very serious and important that its treated, and medication can blah bla blah...I don't remember exactly what he said but it sounded like illness blah bla blah attention blah blah memory blah blah cure blah blah blah....
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I said Oh thats that made up, fake disease right ?
He said No, its very serious and important that its treated, and medication can blah bla blah...I don't remember exactly what he said but it sounded like illness blah bla blah attention blah blah memory blah blah cure blah blah blah....
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mtrulz
Posts: 2,905
Jan 4, 2010 10:57pm
Hate it for ya man, I've got it too!
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Sonofanump
Jan 4, 2010 11:00pm
Wait, what was the question?
Speedofsand
Posts: 5,529
Jan 4, 2010 11:03pm
4real ? its a joke. I saw Kyle Dunnigan at The Funny Bone in Va. Beach on New Year's Eve. He is on Reno 911, but I don't know which character he is.
Cleveland Buck
Posts: 5,126
Jan 4, 2010 11:03pm
It's a made up disease so they can sell you some overpriced drugs. Just stop acting like an ass and you will save your money and be fine in the long run.
bcubed
Posts: 410
Jan 4, 2010 11:05pm
AMEN!Cleveland Buck wrote: It's a made up disease so they can sell you some overpriced drugs. Just stop acting like an ass and you will save your money and be fine in the long run.
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Jan 4, 2010 11:11pm
ummmm... What?
Speedofsand
Posts: 5,529
Jan 4, 2010 11:14pm
here is a pretty good clip of his stand up stuff.
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mallymal614
Posts: 3,746
Jan 4, 2010 11:26pm
Doctors now and days can say you have anything, to get you on medication, so they can get paid.
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Jan 4, 2010 11:34pm
Wasn't this joke originally said in "Dumb and Dumber?" ... but not exactly the same way, something like ...
"She broke up with me, said I never listened to her ... or something like that, I wasn't really paying attention."
"She broke up with me, said I never listened to her ... or something like that, I wasn't really paying attention."
nc52
Posts: 419
Jan 5, 2010 1:39am
you also got them pearl necklaces toomtrulz wrote: Hate it for ya man, I've got it too!
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hang_loose
Posts: 802
Jan 5, 2010 2:58am
nc52, Great avatar!!!!!!!!!!
"Gonna use it babe, Gonna lose it babe, I don't care what you say(middle finger up)".
"Gonna use it babe, Gonna lose it babe, I don't care what you say(middle finger up)".
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Jan 5, 2010 3:56am
Don't tell me the score of the Boise State game.
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Fidmeister
Posts: 249
Jan 5, 2010 8:03am
The American Medical Association and World Health Organization both disagree with you. As they know much more about diseases and disorders than you, I'd rather take their word for what's real and what's not.Cleveland Buck wrote: It's a made up disease so they can sell you some overpriced drugs. Just stop acting like an ass and you will save your money and be fine in the long run.
You also sport a great breadth of knowledge about Its treatment. Most doctors, including mine, will try non-pharmaceutical intervention before prescribing anything. She also does not make a dime when I have a prescription filled.
Nice try though.
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queencitybuckeye
Posts: 7,117
Jan 5, 2010 8:51am
Doctors have a vested interest in declaring damn near anything a disease. Their opinions alone should be viewed with a healthy amount of skepticism.Fidmeister wrote: The American Medical Association and World Health Organization both disagree with you. As they know much more about diseases and disorders than you, I'd rather take their word for what's real and what's not.
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JakeGiant
Posts: 355
Jan 5, 2010 9:19am
It's add, not ass.Cleveland Buck wrote: Just stop acting like an ass and you will save your money and be fine in the long run.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Jan 5, 2010 9:22am
Well, better to have ADD than AIDS. Unless you have that, too, which would be a real bummer.
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Sonofanump
Jan 17, 2010 11:21pm
Surprised this thread was not bumped up to the top.
Cleveland Buck
Posts: 5,126
Jan 17, 2010 11:22pm
It was now. Good job.