Darwin Award

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rmolin73
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Oct 2, 2015 3:20pm
This thread is for just that. People who are too dumb to take up space. Post em when you see em. The first entry.

http://globalgrind.com/2015/10/02/woman-blinds-herself-with-drain-cleaner/
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lhslep134
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Oct 2, 2015 3:36pm
That's not how the Darwin Award works. It's meant to reward people who improved the gene pool by offing themselves doing something stupid. Your post doesn't come close, it's just a dumb person who is still alive.
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Automatik
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Oct 2, 2015 3:40pm
lmao, thread backfire.
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sleeper
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Oct 2, 2015 3:53pm
lhslep134;1754718 wrote:That's not how the Darwin Award works. It's meant to reward people who improved the gene pool by offing themselves doing something stupid. Your post doesn't come close, it's just a dumb person who is still alive.
Rekt.
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rmolin73
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Oct 2, 2015 4:04pm
Then this should be the Dumbass Award thread
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majorspark
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Oct 2, 2015 4:30pm
So this women thinks she should have been born blind. Other women think they should have been born male. This women has come out as a blind person. Today we have medical professionals who can alter the body to align with the mind. I thought this stuff was to be celebrated.
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Uz2Bon36
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Oct 2, 2015 6:22pm
lhslep134;1754718 wrote:That's not how the Darwin Award works. It's meant to reward people who improved the gene pool by offing themselves doing something stupid.
This. A couple examples of Darwin Award winners would be the teenager who played Russian roulette with a semi auto handgun, or maybe even wing walkers on stunt bi-planes that crash.
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Tiernan
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Oct 2, 2015 9:00pm
So does rmolin get the DumFuk Award for this deal?
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Commander of Awesome
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Oct 2, 2015 9:51pm
Tiernan;1754757 wrote:So does rmolin get the DumFuk Award for this deal?
No you nitwit
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gut
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Oct 2, 2015 10:31pm
I liked the girl the other day who posted a vid of herself saving a turtle by putting it back in the water....except it was a tortoise that can't swim!
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rmolin73
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Oct 3, 2015 3:15pm
Tiernan;1754757 wrote:So does rmolin get the DumFuk Award for this deal?
That would be your parents.
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BR1986FB
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Oct 5, 2015 9:56am
Old story but a bit ironic.....when I was younger, I was pretty big for my age (6'2" & 235 at the age of 12) and my next door neighbor sees me and says "oh, you're that uncoordinated kid from next door?" This was news to me since I didn't have any coordination issues and had participated (quite successfully) in athletics up to that point.

Where it gets ironic and delves into dumbfuckery is that the guy who said this was about 5'9" & 500 lbs and his "claim to fame" was breaking several ribs after falling 20+ feet when he chainsawed the limb that he had his ladder resting on. That shit is something straight out of a Roadrunner/Wiley Coyote cartoon, if you ask me.
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salto
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Sep 3, 2017 1:57am
[h=1]Man with dreams of opening trampoline studio becomes paralyzed after trampoline accident[/h]
http://www.ajc.com/news/national/man-with-dreams-opening-trampoline-studio-becomes-paralyzed-after-trampoline-accident/m0uf0SMXXl0VnOWmQdnoXJ/
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ppaw1999
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Sep 4, 2017 5:52pm
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/man-tells-911-thinks-killed-wife-taking-too-175104766--abc-news-topstories.html

Killed his wife after taking cough medicine. A pastor killing his Sunday school teacher wife. That's some strong cough medicine.
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Sep 4, 2017 7:32pm
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Sep 5, 2017 12:33pm
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Sep 5, 2017 1:02pm
Automatik;1870035 wrote:The literal Burning Man.
http://time.com/4926316/burning-man-fire-death/
Drugs are bad mmmmkay