Lane Kiffin

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vdubb96
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Sep 24, 2015 2:11pm
If anyone has twitter, I highly recommend searching Lane Kiffin right now. HUGE rumors of him resigning because of banging either Sabans daughter or a boosters wife!!!! LOL gotta love Lane!
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Heretic
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Sep 24, 2015 2:58pm
Twitter was interesting. Very entertaining. Also, I'd bang Saban's daughter.
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vdubb96
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Sep 24, 2015 3:03pm
Heretic;1752914 wrote:Twitter was interesting. Very entertaining. Also, I'd bang Saban's daughter.
This to both! As well as Kiffins wife, geesh....embarassment of riches!!!!

By the way it made me relive Tosh's skit on Kiffin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TvJy2Ot48M
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Sep 24, 2015 3:51pm
The worst part?

We don't all know this kind of sordid stuff happens? Of course it does. If Alabama was defending national champs, unbeaten this year and rolling on offense, this would never come out.
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Sep 24, 2015 4:13pm
Azubuike24;1752930 wrote:The worst part?

We don't all know this kind of sordid stuff happens? Of course it does. If Alabama was defending national champs, unbeaten this year and rolling on offense, this would never come out.
I don't know...if a known douchebag that I employ was smashing my daughter, i'm pretty sure it'd come out at some point.
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Sep 24, 2015 4:42pm
Azubuike24;1752930 wrote:The worst part?

We don't all know this kind of sordid stuff happens? Of course it does. If Alabama was defending national champs, unbeaten this year and rolling on offense, this would never come out.
Lol what? If an assistant coach was fucking the head coach's daughter I'm pretttttty sure that would get out no matter the record.
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Sep 24, 2015 9:53pm
John coopers daughter was hotter.
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bigkahuna
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Sep 25, 2015 8:20am
prove it
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Azubuike24
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Sep 25, 2015 9:42am
It's his daughter. It's not like it's his wife. It's not like his daughter is 18 (she's 25). She's an adult.

I guess my point was...this was getting attention like it's a huge scandal and is bringing down the Alabama program. What's bringing them down is they have lost 3 of their last 5 games against top notch opponents.
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Sep 25, 2015 10:48am
Deadspin with the winning comment:
Judging by Kiffin’s coaching career, he talked a big game to Saban’s daughter, got her back to his place, couldn’t figure out how to take his pants off, then left early claiming he had gotten a better offer from someone else.
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Sep 25, 2015 11:23am
Azubuike24;1753028 wrote:It's his daughter. It's not like it's his wife. It's not like his daughter is 18 (she's 25). She's an adult.

I guess my point was...this was getting attention like it's a huge scandal and is bringing down the Alabama program. What's bringing them down is they have lost 3 of their last 5 games against top notch opponents.
Or you shouldn't fuck your head coach's daughter..
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Tiernan
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Sep 25, 2015 7:29pm
I'd give anything to see a Lane Kiffin snuff film.
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Sep 28, 2015 8:10am
...Lane Kiffin's wife is pretty hot!
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Tiernan
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Sep 28, 2015 9:26am
4cards;1753580 wrote:...Lane Kiffin's wife is pretty hot!
has there ever been ugly hot?
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Tiernan
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Jan 12, 2016 12:56am
I'd kick Lane Kiffin's grandmother in her Kooch if I thought it would somehow piss him off.
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Tiernan
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Jan 13, 2016 10:48am
It would be a better headline if it said ALABAMA TEAM BUS RUNS OVER LANE kIFFIN
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Jan 13, 2016 11:49am
Tiernan;1775302 wrote:It would be a better headline if it said ALABAMA TEAM BUS RUNS OVER LANE kIFFIN
Driven by drunk Tiernan.
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Tiernan
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Jan 13, 2016 3:22pm
ernest_t_bass;1775325 wrote:Driven by drunk Tiernan.
I'd reverse it and hit him again. Then I'd look for his wife & kids in the crosswalk and mow them down too.