The Godfather Solution

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Tiernan
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Aug 24, 2015 7:26pm
When I see shit like today North Korea rattling the war swords I think how smart would it be for our next fearless leader (Trump?) to pull a Michael Corleone and secretly plan a nuke take-out of all our adversaries in a single day hit? We have the delivery capabilities to take out Moscow, N Korea, Syria, Beijing and Tehran in a coordinated St Valentines Day Massacre. After all the peace-nicks had there 15 min of outrage everyone could get around to understanding what a great world we could make after these fucks were gone.
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FatHobbit
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Aug 24, 2015 8:20pm
Yes, because nuking the world would have absolutely 0 consequences.
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SportsAndLady
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Aug 24, 2015 8:46pm
Go to sleep you drunken fuck.
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DeyDurkie5
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Aug 24, 2015 11:28pm
What in the world?
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Heretic
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Aug 25, 2015 10:26am
Well, we've hit a new low for stupidity on this site, so congrats on that Tiernan!
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steubbigred
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Aug 25, 2015 11:06am
Thank you for not putting Steubenville on your primary target list . I can sleep better but you might consider hitting the San Andreas fault and with any luck Cali would fall off into the abyss.
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Tiernan
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Aug 25, 2015 11:15am
Heretic;1747035 wrote:Well, we've hit a new low for stupidity on this site, so congrats on that Tiernan!
OK its hypothetical at best but just think about how many problems on this planet could be eliminated with that type of strategic strike? Are you going to even try to argue the annihilation of those five regimes wouldn't result in a better world? A world where the USA could pretty much dictate policy?
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gut
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Aug 25, 2015 7:55pm
You could even frame the fallout as free birth control for all.
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Mulva
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Aug 25, 2015 8:34pm
gut;1747141 wrote:You could even frame the fallout as free birth control for all.
And with a little creative marketing, the total collapse of the global economy becomes a positive step toward financial equality and a classless society.
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sleeper
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Aug 26, 2015 12:05am
Dumb.
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O-Trap
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Aug 26, 2015 4:47pm
Tiernan;1747041 wrote:A world where the USA could pretty much dictate policy?
Yes, because the US has done such a cracker jack job of dictating its own damn policy.
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Tiernan
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Aug 26, 2015 7:53pm
sleeper;1747172 wrote:Dumb.
Smart but risky

way smarter than anything you ever come up with
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Belly35
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Aug 27, 2015 11:26am
Here comes Biden, here comes Biden hopping down the trail ...
There goes the Clintons, there goes Clintons, just like Obama planned ....